Congrats Pamela

Recently received word from my God Sister that she is getting registered with her BF this coming January in Penang which prompted me to immediately inform my parents, brothers and some cousins of mine of the good news.

Everyone is bound to get hitched sometime in their life right? ( counting a few odd ones out ). What set me thinking after the shellshock was…..I AM BLOODY GETTING OLD!!!!

My God Sister is getting hitched dude!!!! The same God Sister that I used to look after when she was a baby, the same one who had her diapers changed numerous times by me….arrrrrgggg!!!!!! She is getting hitched ( good for her ) and I am getting blooming old ( not that good for me ).

It’s a long and tedious story between my family and Pam’s ( my G.S )…there won’t be enough e-space for me to write about what her dad ( my fav uncle ) has done for me and my family. Let it be said that there is no way in hell that I can return what has been accorded to us by Pam’s dad ( he has since passed away ). Would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Pam’s mum ( Auntie Pat ) for not being able to help out as much as I would have wanted to.

Thanks Auntie Pat for being there when I wanted someone to talk to, for being there when times were tough for me and my family, for being a super single parent to Pam and Timmy, for lending me some capital for my Car Accessory shop and for everything that cannot be said….Thanks.

I sorta suspect that this was coming on when I saw her BF’s new pad on my recent trip to Penang. Mentioned this to my mum and she was in total agreement as well. Neways, its good knowing that Pam has found someone who loves her and is willing to spend his life with her. Johnnie ( my G.S.’s BF ) is a nice, easy going and likeable guy. I wish them all the best and I better start saving up to make my promise to Pam count.

Uncle Poon, you can rest assured that you have taught you kids well when you were around….thanks for being my Uncle and teaching me to do good by others. Will visit you on my next trip back ok?

Lastly, Congratulations on getting hitched Pamela and Johnnie…see you guys when I see you…till then take care ok?


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Duuuuuh!!

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum "What should I do to marry a rich guy?"

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?

Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who doesn’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Signed,
Ms. Pretty


Below is one of the replies she received from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours.

Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money”: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset.



It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted.

It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you.

I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in “leasing” services, do contact me

Signed,
Poor Little Rich Fool

So how? anybody wants the link to Ms. Pretty?

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Gross Injustice

Received the below pics via email ( thanks Eurich ) but I think there something seriously wrong with the new RM50 note ( provided its the new note and provided someone didn't pull a fast one on me...kekekekekke )...........

PLEASE take a slow and careful look at it to see if the mistakes are noticeable.......

FRONT VIEW

BACK VIEW

Noticed the mistake(s)?

They forgot to put the ASS-TRO-NUT's picture on the note!!! and there is no "BOLEH" word on it!!!!

HOW CAAAAAN?????? KNN somebody's dick will roll for this....waaaahhaaahaaahaaahahaha

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HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA....

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Auld Lang Syne

Just got word that 2 of my colleagues have tendered their resignation letters for better prospects and greener pastures…

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Colleagues 1
This guy can work, has the know how and the tech knowledge BUT very sad to say that this bastard cannot click with most of the company’s staffs……..frankly speaking, a lot of us feels uncomfortable working with him.

He demands raises and promotions from higher quarters ( no fucking shame ar? )

He back stabs fellow colleagues by emailing directly to higher quarters.

He seeks attention and name by grinding others in the mud.

Whatever he is and however unlikable he may seem, I still wish him all the best in all his future undertakings…..

Change his character, attitude and he will be someone someday….but until then, he will guarantee bum out wherever he goes.....

Colleague 2
He is resigning for an oversea job opportunity in Dubai. Personally, I have never had the chance to work with this guy but from what I hear, he is ok and is quite a capable guy.

Initially, a lot of us couldn’t tolerate him because of his over aggressiveness but we came to accept this shortcoming because of his abilities......*salute*

I think the company should counter offer people like this but all of us know that it is not their policy to counter offer anybody….everyone is expendable.

Dear friend, I hope you find success in whatever you do and May The Good Lord Bless You and Look After Your Loved Ones during Your absence. Take care and hopefully our path will cross one of these days.

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I don't blame my colleagues if they feel the need to look for a better and brighter future because it every1 his/her OWN right?

Lines are being drawn tighter and tighter because others are being victimised because of mistake by others.....

Additional workload have been heaped without adequate compensation. ( do first and we will see at the end of the year....yeah fucking right!!! )

Benefits are being cut back.

Certain quarters have started their familiar end of the year crap “we are not making any money” speech.( yeah right again)

Bonus?? your guess is good as mine......

Increasing workload, coupled with decreasing benefits will surely set off another exodus of staffs. Kudos to the “no one is indispensable” thingy but alas every donkey has its day.

Hey Ho Whaddaya know……would like to end this tribute by doing what the Romans do before they go to battle......

“WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE…..F*&K YOU!!!”

Yeah….and also to the shit fiasco for the upcoming award presentation…hopefully, its not like some crap pukimak giving away fuck thingy which was held during this year’s fiasco ( refer to my previous posts ). For the records, the brain child of this award thingy is a useless piece of money eating crap and I sincerely hope that this S.O.B. gets thrown in jail for CBT ( Criminal Breach of Trust ).

Note:
somebody passed me a appraisal form yesterday...I dunno what the fuck it is for? aren't appraisals meant to be a dialogue session between superiors and staffs to talk and evaluate performance? here, we are handed this form to write how good we are, what superman feats we have done and so on...what the fuck is this crap? In other words, the better we write about ourselves the more our bonuses and increments will be ar? AAAARRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!! somebody please shoot me dead la.....FUCK!!!!!

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Chiengmai ( unplugged ), Thailand

Just a wee bit post about my trip to Chiengmai, Thailand ( The Land Of Smiles ) with a group of my brothers….please TRY not to have naughty thoughts huh? We went there for a noble cause...kekekeke

Duration spent : 5 days, 4 nights

Total damage : RM3500++

Entertainment value : VERY GOOD, priceless infact

Shopping value : GOOD

Sightseeing value : GOOD

Value for money : 7 on a scale of 1 to 10

Made quite a lot of friends ( Farangs and Thais alike ), visited many interesting places, drank ourselves to hell and back daily…….and the rest is history.

Below are some self explanatory photographs of our time in Chiengmai….


Kenny "Long Neck" with his new family


Eurich loving the thai version of Kuey Teow


Simon jumping onto the Long Neck band wagon...



I assured this beauty that having something which is longer than a "long neck" is equally as important


Kou Lou the Hitman and a target for the ladyboys ( we still dunno why?? )


My "Thai" friend and me....Sa Bai Dee Mai Kenny??


The Gang's visit at Bhuping Palace

All in all we took about 400 plus pics and quite a number of short videos...can't upload them all. Below is the excerpt for the Best of The Best...




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