Reflections..........

The House of 1000 Mirrors

Long ago in a small, far away village, there was a place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors.

A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he bounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house. He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it could. To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his. He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles just as warm and friendly.

As he left the house, he thought to himself, "This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often."

In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door. When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him, he growled at them and was horrified to see 1000 little dogs growling back at him.

As he left, he thought to himself, "That is a horrible place, and I will never go back there again."


All the faces in the world are mirrors. What kind of reflections do you see in the faces of the people you meet everyday?

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Sharing

Just got to know of a hack...a Google hack to be exact....

With the "so called" hack you can locate the parent directory of any files, music or movies minus the extra super long down load time.

Give it a try...go to Google home page....type the below in the search box :

"parent directory " name of file -xxx -html -htm -php -shtml -opendivx -md5 -md5sums

example : "parent directory " shakira mp3 -xxx -html -htm -php -shtml -opendivx -md5 -md5sums

Dunno if you can locate free porn or not....didnt try...I very holy person maaaaa.

Neways.....enjoy and have fun....

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NEVER make a Woman Angry!!

This post is specially dedicated to all the beautiful ladies in my live.........

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven.

While she was waiting for SaintPeter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waitingfor you! Good to see you.

"When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderfulplace! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked. "Love.

"The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived."I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

"pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi ", she replied.

Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry...

There will be Hell to pay!

NB: For your info: The longest word currently listed in Oxford dictionary is the supposed lung-disease........pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters!!).

NEVER EVER make a woman angry!

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Where is the LINE?

Any of you guys/gals remember your past love(s) or is still in contact with them?

I for one have to admit that I am still very, very good friends with my former girlfriend.....very shy to say that I have only one Ex cause after her came my wifey ( Thank You GOD ).

My Ex and I spent 6 good years together...there were the usual ups and downs but all in all it was nice.

There came a time where everything was said telephatically.....then came boredom...then came the break up. Very happy to say that till today we sometimes have lunch or dinner together catching up on each others lives.....the line remains there....NO once more for old times sake after that,k? We just enjoy each others company...hey! no reason to be enemies even if we can't be together right? I always tell her that she will always have a special place in my heart....a fact that she also returns...Thank You SS for being my friend.

Finito about my Ex...let me talk about my admiration for someone I know ( female species ) and is good buddies with....

I admirer her for her courage, her outspokeness, her determination, her character and friendliness ( known as J hereafter ). I told J of my admiration for her as I am not one to keep my feelings pent up inside me.

Told her that I was not going to screw things up by trying to get into her pants because I value her friendship and respect her too much for that. Thankfully she understood what I was trying to say and told me that she felt the same....fhheeeew..what a relief! I enjoy her company, enjoy giving her friendly hugs, enjoy giving her kisses on her cheecks but thats the line as far as I am concerned.

A lot of people told me that there cannot be such things as GOOD FRIENDS among the Male and Female species but I have to seriously rebutt their remarks because everything boils down to you yourself! How you control your emotions and urges is very important. I do admit that I sometimes get hard ons and get the urge to see her naked....thats where the word "Imagination" comes into play....hehehehehe.....I am sure the feelings is mutual after a few glasses. That why I respect and admirer her so much....CONTROL is the word of the day. Neways, I will still continue to admirer her and respect for the person she is.....she will always be my GOOD BUDDY no matter what people say.

I know that I might sound a rascal but for me, its the question of ones principle and believe in life that matters.........

Everyday I Thank the LORD for bringing my wife into my life, for her understanding of my sometimes demanding nature, for giving birth to two beautiful and healthy boys....Thank You Wifey....without her I would not have made it thru difficult and trying times in life and especially my carrier.....and rest assured that I will always come home to sleep beside you and the kids no matter what......

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

I always....always have enjoyed listening to jokes and cracking them. Neways, below are some exceptionally witty jokes that I enjoy..have a read and hope it brings laughter to you as it has to me.......

Breast Biting
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?"

Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does."Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breastsjust once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there.

"So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.

As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?""Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..............."

Last Longer
A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner.

The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he came up with a plan.On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.

Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."

Situation Beyond Control
There was a church that had a very big-busted organist.

Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, (if you eat them they make you pucker, because they are so sour) and rub them on your breasts and maybe they would shrink in size. She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said:"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday."

How Women Get To Heaven
A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless."Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts.

"Well, son," she says, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven."Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied.

Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen.

"Mommy, mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!"

"What do you mean?" says his mother.

"Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both of her balloons are out, Dad's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling,"God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!"

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