Goodbye 007, Hello 008

Dunno if 2008 will be a good yead for myself or not but 2007 is not that great….in fact I am really looking forward to put this year past me ( maybe my fung shui master is not that big a bullshitter after all…hmmmmmm )

What with the shit price hike for toll, petrol and every damn thing that has relation to the two things OR is trying to relate themselves in order to justify their increase as well.

Work load has also been shitty….been hearing comments from people that “this” particular project is losing money and is going to cause the “no bonus” syndrome for 2007. Kaninabeh and fuck them la….if they are so fucking good then come and take care if the said project instead of being super stoooopid “arm chair” critic la….

The declining health of my Grandma also contributed to my shitty year…..till now I am afraid to visit her…I am afraid that she will “move on” once I made my visit…how ar? To leave her suffering is damn cruel but on the other hand I do not want her to “move on”..how? arrrrrrg!!!! Deep down I know the inevitable is near but I just can’t bring myself to face the fact….

Amidst everything,

BolehLand sent an Astronut to space……FUUUUUCK!!!! One a fucking Datuk and another a fucking Gay. One got slashed and another got raped…hahahahha

Road Blocks were being setup everywhere to stop people from going into the Capital….paranoid bunch of S.O.Bs

SMS and emails flying everywhere telling everyone to gather for demonstrations…..for what I don’t know and don’t care. I personally think that everything can be settled via the elections….no need to employ any strong arm tactics…no need for cloak and dagger stuffs…the vote of the people will again determine our future…so come what may right?

2 every1 his/her OWN……………….

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Wassup Doc??

Been a while since my last posting so much so that the rust has started to set in…kekekeke.

A lot has happened during the so called “absence”….

My Grandmother fell sick and was admitted……
Thank God that her condition has since improved. My relatives told me that she is more aware to happenings around her, is eating more and her speech is not as slurred as before…Thanks Be To The Lord. Most of the clan has gone back to see her except me ( work commitments )…boy, deep down I feel as bad as hell. Anyway, I will be making it a point to drop by her place come Christmas weekend…stay a day or two to cheer up the old lady…hopefully nothing happens by then…keeping fingers crossed.

The project that I am working on is in delay mode due to uncontrollable events…..
How I wish that my company didn’t secure this stupid project….bloody hell!!!
Here we are, all in Result mode but we cannot get anything done because a bastard on the client’s side is working in Process mode…kaninabeh!!! Result orientated and Process orientated do not go well together maaaa. What to do? Us donkeys will have to suffer and complete the project no matter what right? Lucky for us that a bastard on our side left the company or we will be in deeper shit…..Praise Be To The Lord….

Kept hearing rumours that the price of Petrol and Toll will be increased……..
What are the motherfuckers doing? Increase again? don’t they know that they are just promoting inflation…..
The reason given bythem is that the “G” cannot afford to subsidize our Petrol anymore sue to the worldwide increase of the said commodity…fuck them la…where has all the money gone? No freaking surprise seeing that a common toilet seat cost 25k in their accountability report. How much does a condom cost then? 30k? I hope they just roll over and die…

Kept getting caught in super road blocks by the BolehLand Police….road blocks to fish out demonstrators of illegal gatherings…………
Bunch of paranoid bastards!! What is their fear if their administration is so fucking good? Scared of a bunch of people demo”ing”? My stand on this is the same….just roll over, die and rot in hell for all I care..

2 every1 his/her OWN…………

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Mobiles...a must?

COuldn't help posting this short article on mobile phones ( flip type ) after stumbling across it at a famous and well recognized scientific website.....it's all about the down side of using flip phones.....and your kids having kids....sheeesh!! really sent a shiver down my spine even halfway thru the damn article....

"A new study has revealed that flip phones can have very serious side effects to the reproductive development of young children.
As the photo shows it can also lead to localized pain and discomfort."
I couldn't bear to copy and paste the whole article...those who are really interested can sms or email me and I will forward you the link....uuuurgg!!

For what its worth, I have inserted a picture taken by the scientists on the after effects concerning "flippable" mobile phones which confirms their findings as well.....

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Congrats Pamela

Recently received word from my God Sister that she is getting registered with her BF this coming January in Penang which prompted me to immediately inform my parents, brothers and some cousins of mine of the good news.

Everyone is bound to get hitched sometime in their life right? ( counting a few odd ones out ). What set me thinking after the shellshock was…..I AM BLOODY GETTING OLD!!!!

My God Sister is getting hitched dude!!!! The same God Sister that I used to look after when she was a baby, the same one who had her diapers changed numerous times by me….arrrrrgggg!!!!!! She is getting hitched ( good for her ) and I am getting blooming old ( not that good for me ).

It’s a long and tedious story between my family and Pam’s ( my G.S )…there won’t be enough e-space for me to write about what her dad ( my fav uncle ) has done for me and my family. Let it be said that there is no way in hell that I can return what has been accorded to us by Pam’s dad ( he has since passed away ). Would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Pam’s mum ( Auntie Pat ) for not being able to help out as much as I would have wanted to.

Thanks Auntie Pat for being there when I wanted someone to talk to, for being there when times were tough for me and my family, for being a super single parent to Pam and Timmy, for lending me some capital for my Car Accessory shop and for everything that cannot be said….Thanks.

I sorta suspect that this was coming on when I saw her BF’s new pad on my recent trip to Penang. Mentioned this to my mum and she was in total agreement as well. Neways, its good knowing that Pam has found someone who loves her and is willing to spend his life with her. Johnnie ( my G.S.’s BF ) is a nice, easy going and likeable guy. I wish them all the best and I better start saving up to make my promise to Pam count.

Uncle Poon, you can rest assured that you have taught you kids well when you were around….thanks for being my Uncle and teaching me to do good by others. Will visit you on my next trip back ok?

Lastly, Congratulations on getting hitched Pamela and Johnnie…see you guys when I see you…till then take care ok?


2 every1 his/her OWN………….

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Duuuuuh!!

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum "What should I do to marry a rich guy?"

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?

Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who doesn’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Signed,
Ms. Pretty


Below is one of the replies she received from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours.

Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money”: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset.



It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted.

It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you.

I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in “leasing” services, do contact me

Signed,
Poor Little Rich Fool

So how? anybody wants the link to Ms. Pretty?

2 every1 his/her OWN.........

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