2008 BolehLand Tax Revision

The only thing that the Income Tax Department has not taxed yet is the male penis.

This is due to the fact that:

69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
20% of the time it is hard up,
10% of the time it is pissed off
and 10% of the time it is in a hole.

On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed according to size:

The brackets are as follows:

10 - 12' Luxury Tax $300.00
8 - 10' Pole Tax $250.00
5 - 8' Privilege Tax $150.00
3 - 5 ' Nuisance Tax $30.00

Males exceeding
12' must file capital gains.

Anyone under 4'
is eligible for a tax refund.

AND

PLEASE DO NOT
ASK FOR AN EXTENSION !

2 every1 his/her OWN...................