Very difficult to believe? Read the below to put your mind at ease....
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Got it? Now go get yourself pissed drunk asap.
2 every1 his/her OWN...................
Friday, July 25, 2008
Alchohol is GOOD For You
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ding, when you free to have some bottle of beers. It is good to see you drunk. I really enjoy it!
Jamie, who is the guy in the photos? what a pity guy in the world?
Titan: the guy in the photo is Toh aka curebanana aka kakikayu...kekekekeke
hahaha
i am taking your advice right now....*hic* p.s. it's my birthday and I deserve to lose a few weak brain cells!!!!!! a friendly reminder....oh, a cousinly reminder, that is. *hic*
happy birthday cuz. why lose a few weak brain cells? u oso want to be a Sohai?
If this theory is correct, how come the 'machan' community is expanding like pigs on daily viagra in our country?
dear anon: this theory is very much true and correct...believe me!!
Explaination regarding your thoughts on why the "machan" community is expanding like hell is simple.....they must be having drinking orgies secretly...and we have to find out where they are holding it..kekekeke
Hi,
It is really good to read about the benefits of beer if consumed in limits. After all beer is made from barley, so has to be good in someways.
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