Women, God's Wonderful Creation

Have you ever been in an argument with women and try as hard as you might, you find that you cannot end it?

Have you ever slept on the couch when you already have permission from GF or Wifey to go out drinking with the boys?

Well, I have some interpretations of what women say and what it actually means. Please DO NOT take the explanations as true and correct as it is only based on my “survey” and marriage experience….

Just remember that women are beautiful creations of God BUT difficult creatures to comprehend…here goes my life…hehehehe

When a WOMAN says :

FINE : This is just a word women use to end an argument or need you to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES : If she is getting dressed, this normally means half and hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five minutes to watch the game BEFORE helping out around the house.

NOTHING : This usually is the calm before the storm. This should mean “something” and you should be on your guard. Arguments that begin with “Nothing” usually ends with “Fine”.

GO AHEAD : This is a dare, NOT PERMISSION. DON’T DO IT for Christ’s sake.

LOUD SIGH : This is NOT a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”

THAT’S OKAY : This is one of the most DANGEROUS statement that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” generally means that she wants to think hard and long before deciding HOW and WHEN you are going to PAY for your mistake.

THANKS : A woman is just thanking you. DO NOT QUESTION HER. Just say you’re welcome and shut up.

WHATEVER : It is a woman’s way of saying FUCK YOU!!!

Please be again warned that the above are by no means accurate for all women. Use it at your own risk…just remember thatyou have been FOREWARNED!

2 every1 his/her OWN………………………

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