Best Short Joke Of 2007

Dunno if its true that the below ( thanks Jenny ) was voted "Best Short Joke of 2007" but it sure had me in guffaws.....

For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said,"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase.

So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom that you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage & no bike!!


2 every1 his/her OWN...............

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