Let's start with some simple calculations. In Malaysia, the average family income is RM3,000 /month (where father works, mother doesn't).
I understand there are many families whose monthly income does not reach RM3,000, but, to make things simple, let's take RM3,000 as the figure....can lah right?
Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam .... Calculation starts...
Electricity and water bill: RM100 (No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)
Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100
Meals for a happy family: RM775 (3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?)
Papa makan/teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155 (RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)
Car repayment: RM400 (A freaking junk on 7 - 9 years repayment period)
Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300 (go to work, bring son to school, only can afford one
car running...fucking conservative figure)
Insurance: RM650 (God knows why people buy)
House repayment: RM750 (low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, retired still have to sell arse to pay...fulat!)
Tuition: RM80 (got that cheap meh? i don't think so)
Older children pocket money @ school: RM20 (RM1/day, apa boleh buat...makan roti loh)
School fees: RM30(enough ah?)
Misc expenditure for school : RM100 (schools always have something going on....some donation shit or some charity drive to raise funds )
Younger children milk powder: RM50 (cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive ma)
Miscellaneous: RM100 (shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper and lucky I botak so can save on hair cut...ptui!!!!)
Oh wait!!! I have to stop here or someone will have to start selling their arse to get more money............So, if based on the above calculation, most will have...........
No Astro,
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD, no CD,
no online,
cannot eat KFC ( can smell only ),
cannot McDonald ( can smell only )....etc.
Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already ar? FULAT!...EPF belum potong, income tax belum potong........oledi RM3,610 ...and I didn't fucking factor in the freaking Samy Toll Rates yet.......
How to survive lah???
Our Goverment still has the fucking cheek to ask us to change our lifestyle? How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't shit? Don't send children to school and study?
I also believe that the average income of most Malaysian won't even touch RM 3,000 per month ( with both partners working!! )
What the fuck is this laaaa?
Is this what we call Malaysia Boleh... Sorry..... it should be Malaysians Boleh, simply for the fucking fact that we're still alive and kicking in Bolehland............
And the best joke is that the powers that be is trying their level best to revert us back to Agricultural status....WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! I feel sorry for the S.O.B's in power.....bunch of Sohai(s).....
Like they say in Rome... "We Who Are About To Die.....SALUTE YOU ( with my middle finger )".....
No wonder the banks are acting like Ah Loongs nowadays......so easy to give out loans ( just sell your freaking arse only ma )...tiu!
2 every1 his/her OWN..........................
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Malaysians Boleh!
Waaalllooooooooooooo
This year has been quite hectic for me so far.....and will be getting super fulat worse as the year goes by............
Was wondering if I can actually go for the hoilday with my family this year end as planned? Wifey has been giving me earfulls lately. In fact I just got into a quarrel with her last Friday....something that I didn't do for a long, long time. I am starting to miss my kids, miss watching them grow up, miss asking them " how is school today", miss wrestling with them ( and wifey on the bed ), etc, etc.........
I don't actually plan anything nowadays. To be able to take leave from work is considered a luxury. With that said, I sincerely hope that my plan of taking my wife for a shopping binge in Bangkok materializes....don't have the freaking guts to tell my wife because I have let her down too many times because of work commitment(s).
Fuck, I even miss my group of brothers......miss having teh tarik, miss going to the watering hole with them, miss goofing off.......shit and double shit!
Sometimes I wonder if everything is worth it......................No doubt that all of us have to work to survive but is it worth it?
2 every1 his/her OWN..........................
Promises, Promises
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor.Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear.
The King immediately summoned Nick.
The moral of the story -
"Keep Your Freaking Promise!"
2 every1 his/her OWN...................
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Students & Teachers
Another good one from my bro Fung Yew....................
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look asdirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the wayback and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean.
The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ........( 2 MARKS)
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?........... ....(98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right
Woooohooohooohoooo.....2 every1 his/her own
Saturday, June 02, 2007
MASTERCARD
Received this from a brother ( thanks Fung Yew ) of mine recently and thought of posting it in my blog....read and learn..........
Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed... Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"... So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.Martin asks, "Son, what happened last night?"...
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"...
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!...
Moral of the story:-
Self-induced hangover - $ 100.00
Broken furniture - $ 3,000.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Things While Drunk -PRICELESS...
THERE ARE SOME THINGS MONEY CAN'T BUY... FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERE'S MASTERCARD...HAHAHAAHAHA...Yeah right!
2 every1 his/her own...................
