Two of my close buddies have been blogging about BolehLand’s first Astronaut and I couldn’t resist writing down my thoughts about our sohai in space as well.
Is it so damn bloody important to send a citizen of BolehLand to space? ( important for their ego maybe but the whole damn world doesn’t give a flying F ). What are they hoping to accomplish by doing that? So what if the whole freaking world knows that we have sent a sohai to space…SO WHAT?
Can we eradicate poverty and starvation? Nope…don’t think so. Kaninabeh, the moolah spent to send the sohai to space could be put to better use la….
It could be used for education, used to feed the poor, used to build low cost accommodation, mahai…anything but to send some sohai into space ma. It can even be used to procure the services of prostitutes for the whole freaking “G” men for all I care…ANYTHING but to send a sohai into space.
Astro has even jumped onto the sohai bandwagon by dedicating a channel for the sohai…Channel 588 ( if I am not mistaken ) and stooopidly named “Angkasa 1” ( fuck me dead ). The powers that be are off their rockers if they think I will spend 1 single second watching the egoistic bastard’s face on TV. I rather spend my time knitting or doing crochet than to hear him talk to our biggest sohai the PM.
Come on la BolehLand….you guys can do better la. Use your fucking brains properly just once in your miserable life will suffice. You guys know what the biggest sohai suggested that our sohai in space do when he is up there? PLAY THE GASING ( TOP )….tiuheikamachauhai!!!!! play gasing for what? Its better that the sohai masturbate on live cam ma….that way, we can be assured that half of the world population can relate to that…..play gasing my arse! but then again, his dick might not erect
I wish they would leave the sohai up in space when the time comes. Leave him there so that the sohais will send sohais to rescue the sohai…..bunch of stoooopid fucks!
A SMALL STEP FOR A SOHAI BUT A SMALLER STEP BACKWARDS FOR ALL SOHAIS in question.
Astronaut woooh....AstroNUT is more like it!!
2 every1 his/her OWN………………
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