Thinking Cap

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
- Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg

Quotable Quotes
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia!

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Monkey See, Monkey Do

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.


The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.

He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.

The offer was increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers......'Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.'
The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys in the cage.

They never saw the man nor his assistant ever again, only monkeys everywhere!

Do you now have a better understanding of how the stock market works.

WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Niamah!

Below are some examples of how simple some solutions can be...maybe some top guns in my company can benefit from this..kekekekeke

1. When NASA began launching astronauts into space, they found out that the astronauts' pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (ink wouldn't flow down to the writing surface). It took them one decade and $12 million to solve this problem. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on practically any surface including crystal, and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.

And what did the Russians do? The Russians used a pencil.....NIAMAH!!!!


2. One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management techniques was the case of the empty soap box, which occurred in one of Japan's biggest cosmetics companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soap box that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soap box went through the assembly line empty. Management asked its engineers to solve the problem. Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soap boxes that passed through the line, to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent whoopee amount of time and money to do so.

But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same problem, he did not get into the complications of X-rays, etc but instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.


3. A 50 feet long trailer having 48" wheels got stuck while entering a midtown tunnel in New York because it was approximately 2.5 feet taller than the height of the tunnel. The fire department and the state department of transportation spent the whole day searching for a solution, to no avail.

Then a child, aged about 9 years, asked his father, "Why can't they take out the air from the tyre tubes? The height will automatically come down"

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Increase...AGAIN??

Yesterday, our dear beloved PM announced that the petrol price WILL HAVE to go up by another RM 0.78 from the price of RM 1.92, making it one litre of petrol at RM 2.70...sheeesh!


My question to our beloved PM is.....the RM 0.78 increase ENOUGH OR NOT?? so fucking little meh? makachahai...increase it to the freaking ceiling la.....so little cannot feel la...still got so much leftover from my salary la, dunno what to do with the fucking money ma....

They topped the icing on the cake by saying that yearly monetary rebates will be given back to car owners...fuuuuyooooh...give back money meh...aiyoooo, we all becum millionaire liao..wooohoooooo and makacheebai

Please dun take us for sohais la....we are infact paying advance on the fuel subsidy oledi...right or not? You say NO? okie dokie....please explain to me how it is not so when on average we are paying ridiculously extra of Rm50k-60k for duties and taxes on each car that we buy? Refer to below super excerpt for your sohai reference...


Just admit it la, you guys are promoting recession, riots and violence by doing this...I know that you won't feel any pain cos of the "makan duit" kaukau exercise that has been the normal practise all these years...but why do we have to suffer just so that you can live in luxury? ( the same goes to companies heads as well...makan duit like pukimak fuckers and the staffs have to suffer...fuck your mothers la )

KNN, I hope you get what is coming to you guys la...

Newyas, will continue to tahan until the day I cannot take it anymore...we will see what will happen then...2 every1 his/her OWN...........

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