Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Suzy RF600RR For Sale **SOLD**

****SOLD AS AT 8/4/2008****


Selling my baby, details are as below..

Model: Suzuki RF600RR
Cubic capacity : 600cc
Year: 1993 ( manufactured & registered )
Mileage: 36k++ kilometres
Price: RM19k
Ownership: 5 ( new buyer will be the sixth )
Reason for sale: under pressure from Wifey not to keep so many wifeys
Location: Damansara
Additional details: new Bridgestone tyres ( f & R ), new brakes, frame sliders, stainless steel exhaust system, regularly serviced and well maintained, just buy and ride.

Interested buyers can contact me at 0123803777...cheers!!

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Friday, March 21, 2008

Origin of Batman

There have been much debate regarding Superheroes and their origin....

Does superheroes exists? one may ask.....

Do they live amongst us?

The X-Men, Justice League...just to name a fabled few

Even the Primetime AXN show...apptlt titled HEROES is based on mortal beings with the power of superhumans....

So, the question remains....do superheroes exists?

I am proud to announce that I have found one such superhero who leads a normal life, with family and a day job......he is the famed BATMAN...sad to say that he is living in Singapore and not BolehLand....

Difficult to believe? Below is the photograph evidence that he exists....and also evidence that Superman is the Father of Batman

How? are u a believer now?

2 every1 his/her OWN..............

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Monday, March 17, 2008

Bengkok & Papaya 2008

Went to the Land Of Smiles with my colleagues for a much needed ( deserved ) holiday....

Holiday value...YES, 100%

Enjoyment value.....YES, 100%

Shopping value....GREAT, 110%

Entertainment value.....YEEEES, 150%

Relaxation value....errrrr, 10% ( will be further elaborated via pics below..kekekekeke )

Wanted to bring along Wifey but the cost did not justify my decision ( actually it was Wifey's decision not to come and not mine...now I owe Wifey a holiday...shucks )

Ended up spending lots of moolah ( could have been more if Wifey came ) and super duper time with my colleagues........

Some went for the Spiderman Show la, Some 69 Show la...me? I went to the 69 show....

Sad to say that we were not allowed to carry any mobiles or cameras into the show....will try to give the gist thru words

69...what a hell of a show...

The whole thing was about how a person transform himself from a boy to a ladyboy

1st part....normal boys with ding dongs doing things that boys/men should. Live "F" show on the audience lap ( kaninabeh...imagine a coupled doing it on your lap..shit! )
2nd part.....boys with ding dongs and papayas ( 50% ladyboys )
3rd part.....boys with no ding dongs ( some damn freaking cute I tell u!!!! )

One of the cutest of the show asked my and JJ why we didnt like ladyboys....nabeh!!

I told her/him to not get us wrong...we liked ladyboys...wouldn't mind going for a drink with them but thats where the line is drawn.....hey, I CANNOT bring myself to have sex with a ladyboy ma ( dunno about JJ though )....2 every1 his/her OWN right?

Neways, the whole trip was quite enjoyable and downright hectic...so much so that I dunno what to say but as the saying goes "a picture is worth a thousand words"

Occupants of Coach B early on in the day before the torture

Two very goooood friends....or something more?

LATER ON IN THE DAY................

All in all it was a superb trip....got to know my "brothers" and "sisters" more....

Some of them even went after the Guide but that is another story...hahahahaha

More at skding.blogspot.com

2 every1 his/her OWN.............

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Facts, Trivias & Follies - 2008 Polls

Barisan Nasional only gained about 51 percent of the popular vote from the 7.9 million ballots cast on Saturday.

However, it took 63 percent of the seats contested - or 140 of 222 seats in Parliament.

Interestingly, its peninsula-wide popular vote was only 49.79 percent, which effectively means that the opposition received the majority vote in this part of the country.

However, when converted to parliamentary seats, BN has 85 of the constituencies in the peninsula, while the opposition bagged 80.Almost 40 percent of the BN's seats are in Sabah and Sarawak - 55 out of 140.

In 2004, BN won about 64 percent of the popular vote nationwide and 92 percent of the 219 parliamentary seats on offer then.

As the dust settles on the 12th general election, we highlight a number of quirky facts and figures.

Election trivia

The youngest candidate was PKR's Nik Nazmi Nik Ahmad, who is 26. He defeated Seri Setia incumbent Seripa Noli Syed Hussin.

The oldest candidate was grandma Maimun Yusuf, 89, who contested in the Kuala Terengganu parliamentary seat. She lost her deposit.

56 also-rans from opposition parties and independent candidates lost their deposits after failing to secure one-eighth of the votes cast.

The largest majority was won by DAP's Teresa Kok against BN's Carol Chew, by 36,492 votes in the Seputeh parliamentary seat in Kuala Lumpur.

The smallest majority was just 14 votes for BN's Hamdi Abu Bakar who beat Abu Bakar Haji Hussain of PAS in the Pengkalan Baharu state seat in Perak.

Four pivotal players in the Lingam tape scandal also won: Loh Gwo Burne (who recorded the footage), Wee Choo Keong (lawyer who represented VK Lingam's brother during the inquiry) and R Sivarasa and Sim Tze Tzin (listed as witnesses but eventually not called). All four are from PKR.

There will be two 'lone rangers' in Parliament: Zulhasnan Rafique, the sole BN survivor in Kuala Lumpur's 11 parliamentary seats - he took Setiawangsa; and DAP's Chong Chieng Jen who won Bandar Kuching in Sarawak - the remaining 30 parliamentary seats went to BN.

The biggest number of candidates was in the Sukau state seat, Sabah, where eight candidates ran, including five Independents.

Debutant politiciansProminent blogger Jeff Ooi - whose campaign was done online and funds were raised through his website - won the Jelutong parliamentary seat in Penang for DAP.

Other bloggers are Tony Pua (DAP, Petaling Jaya Utara parliamentary seat), Elizabeth Wong (PKR, Bukit Lanjan state seat) and Nik Nazmi Nik Ahmad (PKR, Seri Setia state seat).Civil society activists who succeeded were Charles Santiago (DAP, water-privatisation issues), Edward Lee (DAP, local community), Elizabeth Wong and R Sivarasa (PKR, human rights).

The losses in BN component parties will result in vacancies in various ministries, forcing a cabinet reshuffle.Biggest blows attributed are losses of Ministers as below:

S Samy Vellu (Works Ministry)

Shahrizat Abdul Jalil (Women, Family and Community Development Ministry)

Zainuddin Maidin (Information Ministry)

Abdul Aziz Shamsuddin (Rural and Territory Development Ministry)

Deputy ministers

Chia Kwang Chye (Information Ministry)

G Palanivel (Women, Family and Community Development)

Tan Chai Ho (Home Ministry)

V Veerasingam (Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Ministry)

S Sothinathan (Natural Resources and Environment Ministry)

Donald Lim (Tourism Ministry)

Fu Ah Kiow (Internal Security Ministry)

M Kayveas (Prime Minister's Department)

Parliamentary secretaries

Chew Mei Fun (Women, Family and Community Development Ministry)

P Komala Devi (Education Ministry)

Lee Kah Choon (Health Ministry)

Ng Lip Yong (Plantation Industries and Commodities Ministry)

S Vigneswaran (Youth and Sports Ministry)

Rahman Ibrahim (Home Ministry)

Dr Mohd Ruddin Ab Ghani (Science, Technology and Innovation Ministry)

Yew Teong Look (Federal Territories Ministry)

The full team from the Women, Family and Community Development Ministry all lost in the polls.All top MIC leaders were wiped out - president, deputy presidents, two vice-presidents, women's chief and youth chief (one of the three vice-presidents, KS Nijar, did not contest).

Post-election quotes:-

Anwar Ibrahim, PKR de facto leader, quoted in Star
Some mentris besar in the past spent half-a-million ringgit to renovate their offices. Such things cannot be an example in this new administration.

Nurul Izzah Anwar, Lembah Pantai MP at a press conference (On whether she will vacate the seat to force a by-election so that her father, Anwar Ibrahim, can re-enter politics after a five-year ban):
I have already started working in my constituency. The question does not arise.

PPP president M Kayveas, quoted in Star:
Prior to the elections, Barisan Nasional had kept on telling people to show their dissatisfaction through the ballot box. Now they have really shown it.

Sungai Petani losing BN candidate Zainuddin Maidin, quoted in Star:
It is not that they love PKR or PAS more that they voted against me. The Chinese showed their resentment because of the economic backlash they often complained about. So, PAS and PKR should not be overly proud of their win (in Kedah).

The people may have to pay a price for their decision.

YEAAAAH RIGHT!!!! 2 every1 his/her OWN.................

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

A Tribute

Aiyoooo...the elections has ended...some happy, some not so happy , some even won while in ISA, some down right sad while some......aiks, no comments. Newyas, below is the tribute to a splendid and wonderful human being which has made many, many, many people in BolehLand so very, very, very happy to see him g*.....

A few of his famous quotes rings on until today....
"Evereeey Dog has its day"
"I veel be around as long as there are indians"

boleh is the interview given by this super duper man on space travel:

Semi: '...Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat.Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergi matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita....'

Penemuramah: Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas.. Macam mana mau pergi sana?

Semi: Cit! itu pasal la u tarajadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang, manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk......

More of his famous quotes:

Semi Value on pos laju :- "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"

On TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar`

Semi once said in a ceremah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini"
one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Semi gloriously replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"

Funny to note that whenever Samy opens his mouth it's always at volume 10...have never heard him talk softer.

Semi's favorite quote on national television for the decade is this lah:
"Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!" ( quitely answer in our hearts....bukan lu punya bapak punya, tapi emak engkau yg punya )

Semasa krisis air: "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"

Tentang masaalah sosial: "..orang2 muda sekarang banyak hisap dada.."

Semasa kempen derma darah sg Siput:"..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."

Semasa memberi ucapan di pelbagai function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (sebenarnya saudara-saudari)

During the height of the al-arqam saga, he said in a press conference, "Saya gembira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes arqam.."

Semi Value, you seem to be very popular. Everyone here seem to be taking pot shot of that rat sleeping on your head.

At an opening ceremony:
"mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"

Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"

PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy
That's why Samy can use PLUS helicopter whenever he want.

The below song is dedicated to the one and only super duper Semi Value.....

Kici kici lembu jaga
sudah besar kerani jaga
masuk MIC tol jaga
kiri pusing kanan pusing jadi kaya

ada misai tara jangut itu kucing
ada jangut tarak misai itu kambing
ada jangut ada misai itu taram singh
tarak misai tarak jangut tarak rambut itu botak chin
TAPI itu tarak misai, tarak jangut, tarak rambut tapi taruh rambut itu kaki pusing.


2 every1 his/her OWN......

pssst...please look for me in the ISA Camp if u guys don't hear from me for a few days ok? Thanks in advance......( it's only just in case but I am living in an Oppostion area )

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