Thursday, March 13, 2008

A Tribute

Aiyoooo...the elections has ended...some happy, some not so happy , some even won while in ISA, some down right sad while some......aiks, no comments. Newyas, below is the tribute to a splendid and wonderful human being which has made many, many, many people in BolehLand so very, very, very happy to see him g*.....

A few of his famous quotes rings on until today....
"Evereeey Dog has its day"
"I veel be around as long as there are indians"

boleh is the interview given by this super duper man on space travel:

Semi: '...Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat.Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergi matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita....'

Penemuramah: Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas.. Macam mana mau pergi sana?

Semi: Cit! itu pasal la u tarajadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang, manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk......

More of his famous quotes:

Semi Value on pos laju :- "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"

On TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar`

Semi once said in a ceremah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini"
one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Semi gloriously replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"

Funny to note that whenever Samy opens his mouth it's always at volume 10...have never heard him talk softer.

Semi's favorite quote on national television for the decade is this lah:
"Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!" ( quitely answer in our hearts....bukan lu punya bapak punya, tapi emak engkau yg punya )

Semasa krisis air: "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"

Tentang masaalah sosial: "..orang2 muda sekarang banyak hisap dada.."

Semasa kempen derma darah sg Siput:"..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."

Semasa memberi ucapan di pelbagai function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (sebenarnya saudara-saudari)

During the height of the al-arqam saga, he said in a press conference, "Saya gembira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes arqam.."

Semi Value, you seem to be very popular. Everyone here seem to be taking pot shot of that rat sleeping on your head.

At an opening ceremony:
"mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"

Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"

PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy
That's why Samy can use PLUS helicopter whenever he want.

The below song is dedicated to the one and only super duper Semi Value.....

Kici kici lembu jaga
sudah besar kerani jaga
masuk MIC tol jaga
kiri pusing kanan pusing jadi kaya

ada misai tara jangut itu kucing
ada jangut tarak misai itu kambing
ada jangut ada misai itu taram singh
tarak misai tarak jangut tarak rambut itu botak chin
TAPI itu tarak misai, tarak jangut, tarak rambut tapi taruh rambut itu kaki pusing.


2 every1 his/her OWN......

pssst...please look for me in the ISA Camp if u guys don't hear from me for a few days ok? Thanks in advance......( it's only just in case but I am living in an Oppostion area )


Terence Toh said...

damm funny post lar brother.....cun't stop laughing...

Judy said...

Lately, nearly every blog is about the election in Malaysia. I feel a bit lost reading them.... :(

What ISA Camp are you going to?

Titan said...

Don't worry! I will lead thousand of people to voice out and ask them to release you.

By the way, you need to info us where is the ISA location first!

If they not release you, i will "berbicang" with them, ask them to cook a better food and ask pretty girls teman you. DON'T worry!

Marsha M said...

aiyo, don't worry. if you go ISA, I also have to go with you!! don't la. but if you go ISA, i think a lot of people hate the dear sam more than you, sure bail you out wan, and send the blardie bugger to the matahari, like he said. infact, the black hole is more suitable. :-)

Jamie said...

terence: too.. couldn't help taking a pot shot at the useless son of a bitch ( at least the bastard got me blogging again huh? )

judy: thanks for yr constant visit. its better that u dunno bout the shitty political situation here in BolehLand....heart ache only la. I seriously dunno if they will send me to ISA camp or some bloody deserted island but as Titan said.....good cooks and pretty girls are a must...kekekekeke

Titan: thanks bro....try to berbincang with them...if cannot then try to exchange me with that stoopid son of a bitch Semi Value

Marsha: thanks fo rthe visit cuz but I dunno if the blackhole is big enuff for the bastard's ego...WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

genius said...

haha.. i think we will miss this joker. dont know who will take over his place.

Jamie said...

genius: the only thing i will miss about this bastard is his stooopid mop of a hair. he can go to hell as far as I am concerned. as for his replacement, I hope he/she doesn't
- wear cheap wigs
- can speak better
- look as dark as the bastard they replace
- have a swiss bank account

btw, does anyone have any idea when will Semi die?