Friday, December 14, 2007

Goodbye 007, Hello 008

Dunno if 2008 will be a good yead for myself or not but 2007 is not that great….in fact I am really looking forward to put this year past me ( maybe my fung shui master is not that big a bullshitter after all…hmmmmmm )

What with the shit price hike for toll, petrol and every damn thing that has relation to the two things OR is trying to relate themselves in order to justify their increase as well.

Work load has also been shitty….been hearing comments from people that “this” particular project is losing money and is going to cause the “no bonus” syndrome for 2007. Kaninabeh and fuck them la….if they are so fucking good then come and take care if the said project instead of being super stoooopid “arm chair” critic la….

The declining health of my Grandma also contributed to my shitty year…..till now I am afraid to visit her…I am afraid that she will “move on” once I made my visit…how ar? To leave her suffering is damn cruel but on the other hand I do not want her to “move on”..how? arrrrrrg!!!! Deep down I know the inevitable is near but I just can’t bring myself to face the fact….

Amidst everything,

BolehLand sent an Astronut to space……FUUUUUCK!!!! One a fucking Datuk and another a fucking Gay. One got slashed and another got raped…hahahahha

Road Blocks were being setup everywhere to stop people from going into the Capital….paranoid bunch of S.O.Bs

SMS and emails flying everywhere telling everyone to gather for demonstrations…..for what I don’t know and don’t care. I personally think that everything can be settled via the elections….no need to employ any strong arm tactics…no need for cloak and dagger stuffs…the vote of the people will again determine our future…so come what may right?

2 every1 his/her OWN……………….

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Wassup Doc??

Been a while since my last posting so much so that the rust has started to set in…kekekeke.

A lot has happened during the so called “absence”….

My Grandmother fell sick and was admitted……
Thank God that her condition has since improved. My relatives told me that she is more aware to happenings around her, is eating more and her speech is not as slurred as before…Thanks Be To The Lord. Most of the clan has gone back to see her except me ( work commitments )…boy, deep down I feel as bad as hell. Anyway, I will be making it a point to drop by her place come Christmas weekend…stay a day or two to cheer up the old lady…hopefully nothing happens by then…keeping fingers crossed.

The project that I am working on is in delay mode due to uncontrollable events…..
How I wish that my company didn’t secure this stupid project….bloody hell!!!
Here we are, all in Result mode but we cannot get anything done because a bastard on the client’s side is working in Process mode…kaninabeh!!! Result orientated and Process orientated do not go well together maaaa. What to do? Us donkeys will have to suffer and complete the project no matter what right? Lucky for us that a bastard on our side left the company or we will be in deeper shit…..Praise Be To The Lord….

Kept hearing rumours that the price of Petrol and Toll will be increased……..
What are the motherfuckers doing? Increase again? don’t they know that they are just promoting inflation…..
The reason given bythem is that the “G” cannot afford to subsidize our Petrol anymore sue to the worldwide increase of the said commodity…fuck them la…where has all the money gone? No freaking surprise seeing that a common toilet seat cost 25k in their accountability report. How much does a condom cost then? 30k? I hope they just roll over and die…

Kept getting caught in super road blocks by the BolehLand Police….road blocks to fish out demonstrators of illegal gatherings…………
Bunch of paranoid bastards!! What is their fear if their administration is so fucking good? Scared of a bunch of people demo”ing”? My stand on this is the same….just roll over, die and rot in hell for all I care..

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Monday, November 26, 2007

Mobiles...a must?

COuldn't help posting this short article on mobile phones ( flip type ) after stumbling across it at a famous and well recognized scientific website.....it's all about the down side of using flip phones.....and your kids having kids....sheeesh!! really sent a shiver down my spine even halfway thru the damn article....

"A new study has revealed that flip phones can have very serious side effects to the reproductive development of young children.
As the photo shows it can also lead to localized pain and discomfort."

I couldn't bear to copy and paste the whole article...those who are really interested can sms or email me and I will forward you the link....uuuurgg!!

For what its worth, I have inserted a picture taken by the scientists on the after effects concerning "flippable" mobile phones which confirms their findings as well.....



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Friday, November 16, 2007

Congrats Pamela

Recently received word from my God Sister that she is getting registered with her BF this coming January in Penang which prompted me to immediately inform my parents, brothers and some cousins of mine of the good news.

Everyone is bound to get hitched sometime in their life right? ( counting a few odd ones out ). What set me thinking after the shellshock was…..I AM BLOODY GETTING OLD!!!!

My God Sister is getting hitched dude!!!! The same God Sister that I used to look after when she was a baby, the same one who had her diapers changed numerous times by me….arrrrrgggg!!!!!! She is getting hitched ( good for her ) and I am getting blooming old ( not that good for me ).


It’s a long and tedious story between my family and Pam’s ( my G.S )…there won’t be enough e-space for me to write about what her dad ( my fav uncle ) has done for me and my family. Let it be said that there is no way in hell that I can return what has been accorded to us by Pam’s dad ( he has since passed away ). Would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Pam’s mum ( Auntie Pat ) for not being able to help out as much as I would have wanted to.

Thanks Auntie Pat for being there when I wanted someone to talk to, for being there when times were tough for me and my family, for being a super single parent to Pam and Timmy, for lending me some capital for my Car Accessory shop and for everything that cannot be said….Thanks.

I sorta suspect that this was coming on when I saw her BF’s new pad on my recent trip to Penang. Mentioned this to my mum and she was in total agreement as well. Neways, its good knowing that Pam has found someone who loves her and is willing to spend his life with her. Johnnie ( my G.S.’s BF ) is a nice, easy going and likeable guy. I wish them all the best and I better start saving up to make my promise to Pam count.

Uncle Poon, you can rest assured that you have taught you kids well when you were around….thanks for being my Uncle and teaching me to do good by others. Will visit you on my next trip back ok?

Lastly, Congratulations on getting hitched Pamela and Johnnie…see you guys when I see you…till then take care ok?


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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Duuuuuh!!


A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum "What should I do to marry a rich guy?"

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?

Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who doesn’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Signed,
Ms. Pretty


Below is one of the replies she received from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours.

Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money”: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset.



It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted.

It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you.

I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in “leasing” services, do contact me

Signed,
Poor Little Rich Fool

So how? anybody wants the link to Ms. Pretty?

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Sunday, November 11, 2007

Gross Injustice

Received the below pics via email ( thanks Eurich ) but I think there something seriously wrong with the new RM50 note ( provided its the new note and provided someone didn't pull a fast one on me...kekekekekke )...........

PLEASE take a slow and careful look at it to see if the mistakes are noticeable.......


FRONT VIEW


BACK VIEW

Noticed the mistake(s)?

They forgot to put the ASS-TRO-NUT's picture on the note!!! and there is no "BOLEH" word on it!!!!

HOW CAAAAAN?????? KNN somebody's dick will roll for this....waaaahhaaahaaahaaahahaha

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Saturday, November 10, 2007

Auld Lang Syne

Just got word that 2 of my colleagues have tendered their resignation letters for better prospects and greener pastures…

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Colleagues 1
This guy can work, has the know how and the tech knowledge BUT very sad to say that this bastard cannot click with most of the company’s staffs……..frankly speaking, a lot of us feels uncomfortable working with him.

He demands raises and promotions from higher quarters ( no fucking shame ar? )

He back stabs fellow colleagues by emailing directly to higher quarters.

He seeks attention and name by grinding others in the mud.

Whatever he is and however unlikable he may seem, I still wish him all the best in all his future undertakings…..

Change his character, attitude and he will be someone someday….but until then, he will guarantee bum out wherever he goes.....

Colleague 2
He is resigning for an oversea job opportunity in Dubai. Personally, I have never had the chance to work with this guy but from what I hear, he is ok and is quite a capable guy.

Initially, a lot of us couldn’t tolerate him because of his over aggressiveness but we came to accept this shortcoming because of his abilities......*salute*

I think the company should counter offer people like this but all of us know that it is not their policy to counter offer anybody….everyone is expendable.

Dear friend, I hope you find success in whatever you do and May The Good Lord Bless You and Look After Your Loved Ones during Your absence. Take care and hopefully our path will cross one of these days.

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I don't blame my colleagues if they feel the need to look for a better and brighter future because it every1 his/her OWN right?

Lines are being drawn tighter and tighter because others are being victimised because of mistake by others.....

Additional workload have been heaped without adequate compensation. ( do first and we will see at the end of the year....yeah fucking right!!! )

Benefits are being cut back.

Certain quarters have started their familiar end of the year crap “we are not making any money” speech.( yeah right again)


Bonus?? your guess is good as mine......

Increasing workload, coupled with decreasing benefits will surely set off another exodus of staffs. Kudos to the “no one is indispensable” thingy but alas every donkey has its day.

Hey Ho Whaddaya know……would like to end this tribute by doing what the Romans do before they go to battle......

“WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE…..F*&K YOU!!!”

Yeah….and also to the shit fiasco for the upcoming award presentation…hopefully, its not like some crap pukimak giving away fuck thingy which was held during this year’s fiasco ( refer to my previous posts ). For the records, the brain child of this award thingy is a useless piece of money eating crap and I sincerely hope that this S.O.B. gets thrown in jail for CBT ( Criminal Breach of Trust ).

Note:
somebody passed me a appraisal form yesterday...I dunno what the fuck it is for? aren't appraisals meant to be a dialogue session between superiors and staffs to talk and evaluate performance? here, we are handed this form to write how good we are, what superman feats we have done and so on...what the fuck is this crap? In other words, the better we write about ourselves the more our bonuses and increments will be ar? AAAARRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!! somebody please shoot me dead la.....FUCK!!!!!

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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Chiengmai ( unplugged ), Thailand

Just a wee bit post about my trip to Chiengmai, Thailand ( The Land Of Smiles ) with a group of my brothers….please TRY not to have naughty thoughts huh? We went there for a noble cause...kekekeke

Duration spent : 5 days, 4 nights

Total damage : RM3500++

Entertainment value : VERY GOOD, priceless infact

Shopping value : GOOD

Sightseeing value : GOOD

Value for money : 7 on a scale of 1 to 10

Made quite a lot of friends ( Farangs and Thais alike ), visited many interesting places, drank ourselves to hell and back daily…….and the rest is history.

Below are some self explanatory photographs of our time in Chiengmai….


Kenny "Long Neck" with his new family


Eurich loving the thai version of Kuey Teow


Simon jumping onto the Long Neck band wagon...



I assured this beauty that having something which is longer than a "long neck" is equally as important


Kou Lou the Hitman and a target for the ladyboys ( we still dunno why?? )


My "Thai" friend and me....Sa Bai Dee Mai Kenny??


The Gang's visit at Bhuping Palace

All in all we took about 400 plus pics and quite a number of short videos...can't upload them all. Below is the excerpt for the Best of The Best...




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Sunday, October 28, 2007

Best Short Joke Of 2007


Dunno if its true that the below ( thanks Jenny ) was voted "Best Short Joke of 2007" but it sure had me in guffaws.....

For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said,"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase.

So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom that you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage & no bike!!


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Saturday, October 27, 2007

Deliverables


Firstly, I would like to apologise to all my fellow bloggers for not being able to blog hop as much as I would have wanted.........quite busy of late….sorry!

Some events in the past few weeks has prompted me to come out of hibernation to write this post.
Been reading quite a number of cases in the newspapers of children missing, found dead, dismembered and some sexually abused and assaulted…..CHILDREN!!!!!


What has this world come to? Is this the BolehLand spirit? Kidnapping and sexually assaulting kids before killing them? WTF?!!

I sometimes wonder what is the cause for all this violence…is it because of The Internet ( as claimed by the powers that be in BolehLand ) OR influence of external cultures OR brought back by those studying or working abroad OR deviance in beliefs and religions, etc.

They must be off their blooming rockers if they think I am going to kill some kid just because I surf the net and travel regularly ( for that matter, most of the people I know ).

Why don’t they open their eyes and take a closer look huh?

Can it be because some people is living with too many constraints from religion or teachings ( KNN, I am going into a filed full of land mines here )…cannot do this la, cannot do that la, have to cover up la, have to get married before sex la, etc la.

Can it be that sex craved perverts and born and bred by such restrictions?

Personally, I don’t know, am not sure but………….

Human nature is such….the more someone is denied something, the more he/she finds excitement in it…I may be biased in making the statement but please take note that the statement refers to HUMAN NATURE and not races.

Some people of a certain kind like to gamble, drink and borrow money from Ah Loongs,

Some like to drink, be merry and wallop their wives when they feel like it,

Some like to rape their own daughters, sisters, mum in laws, mother despite of the “teachings” they claim they adhere to.

Whoever it may be, I just hope that they get the same punishment that they dish out…..let them feel how its like to be rape ( daily cases ) , cut their fingers off one by one ( recent case ), shove cucumbers and brinjals up their anal cavity ( recent case ), blown their worthless shit bodies up with dynamite ( on going case ), and throw away their dismembered body parts ( recent case ). FUCK THEM and all the undiscovered perverts out there….I hope you rot in hell.

I sincerely hope that I can lie on my deathbed with the knowledge that I have tried my best ( however insignificant that it may be ) to make this world a better place for my children and their childrens’ children.

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

My name is Bond


The below proves that you don't have to be good looking.....one just has to be GOOOOD!!

A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck.

Suddenly a really ugly man, and I mean R-E-A-L-L-Y ugly man walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is surrounded by women.

Very soon he walks out of the bar with the two of the most beautiful women you ever saw.

Disheartened by all this, the good looking man asks the barman, 'Excuse me, but that really ugly man just came in here and left with those two stunning women - what's his secret?

He's as ugly as hell and I'm everything a girl could want but have not been able to connect all night - What's going on?'

'Well,' said the Barman, 'I don't know how he does it, but he does the same thing every night.

He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows...'

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Friday, October 19, 2007

The New Alphabet

A is for apple, and
B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead
Below is what is known as the NEW ALPHABET
A for arthritis;
B the bad back,
C the chest pains , perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure-I'd rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know
W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.
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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Why Semi...WHY???

Read in the newspapers that Semi Value wants to ban superbikers from using the highway because a few of them overtook the worthless bastard at 160 km/h during his Sunday drive to the prostitute den…HAHAHAHAHHAAHA. Wonder if the wind blew his best of the best fake wiggy off in the process? If not, why is getting so worked up just because some poor souls overtook him?

( Even a cute baby is giving you the finger la dear Semi )

Why only ban Superbikers for that matter?

That day I saw some Protons, Peroduas, Toyotas, Mitsubishis, Hondas, Isuzus, Land Rovers, BMWs, Mercs, Jags, Rolls, etc…traveling at more than the stipulated speed limit…BAN them as well la semi value!!!

Kaninabeh…what the hell is wrong with this worthless piece of crap they call Semi Value? I sometimes wonder what his scope of work entails him to do?

1) Sit behind his desk everyday thinking of ways to “makan” money
2) Spend his free time thinking of ways how to carry the balls of our sohais all at the expenses of non sohais like us
3) Thinking of ways to make the public pay for his family’s daily and future expenses
4) Looking thru the net to find a wig made of pig hair cause his present of made of sohai hair is falling apart
5) How to live forever and ever and ever and ever and ever
6) How to make “toddy” legal
7) How to screw a Bollywood actress
8) How to speak Malay and English without sounding like he is speaking Tamil
9) How to speak properly without sounding like he has got his father’s balls in his mouth

Hey, Semi Value….the other day I saw a bicyclist pedaling faster than your parents could drive….BAN the poor bastard too la.
I admit that there are a lot of “crack” superbikers out there BUT for everyone of the cracks there is 10 responsible superbikers to even things out. To blame the lot just because of some bad apples is like to say that everyone of semi value race is a rapist, drunkard and corrupted son of bitches….which is not fair right? We cannot blame all of them just because semi value is like that…the same goes for the speed freaks as well.

I ride a superbike myself and I sometimes ride at 200 km/h but that doesn’t mean that I ride recklessly as there have been instances when driver of cars are worse.

Based on the above, how can we equate things? I believe that for every bad apple, there are 10 good ones out there to compensate and balance out the equilibrium AND one bad apple does not really spoil the whole basketful and opposed to normal thinking.

Why don’t you just roll over, shrivel up and die la Semi Value...or dress in drag and go fuck your car’s exhaust pipe la… ( the below pic will tell you how to do it Semi )
Please remember this Semi, if you plan to ban people who drive/ride fast/slow on highways, you better ban your fucking family and type for being related to you…fucking bastard!!

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Saturday, October 13, 2007

Micheal Backman



taken from : http://www.michaelbackman.com/Malaysia.html
source link : http://www.michaelbackman.com/


The response to my recent column 'While Malaysia fiddles, its opportunities are running dry', published in The Age newspaper on November 15 has been overwhelming. I've received hundreds of e-mails and messages, many from Malaysians both in Malaysia and outside, of which perhaps 95% have been supportive. Thank you for these.

It seems that the column has given voice to concerns that many Malaysians have.

I'd like to emphasise (and as many of you realise already), that I wrote the column as constructive criticism. I like Malaysia very much. I visit often and have many Malaysian friends of all races. I've also written a lot that is positive about Malaysia in the past, most notably in a previous book of mine - The Asian Insider: Unconventional Wisdom for
Asian Business, which has no less than five chapters to explain to people outside Malaysia why I feel that Malaysia should be given more credit than it gets.

There have been many achievements. There is much about which Malaysians can be proud. Malaysia, for example, is far more politically mature and developed than is Singapore. The media is more open too (but of course not as open as it could or should be.) Malaysians are more entrepreneurial too. AirAsia started in Malaysia and has revolutionised air travel across Asia. In Singapore, there is very much a sense that the government has to do everything.

I also believe that the NEP, which has seen special advantages given to bumiputeras over other groups, has been important for Malaysia. It has been essential for nation building. Malaysia is peaceful and while the various groups may not mix much there is clear mutual respect between them. That is a huge achievement.

However, the problem as I said in my column, is waste. And also the use of statistics that are blatantly wrong.

Malaysia also has a big problem with transparency.

Too little account is made of how other people's money is spent.

The police too are way too corrupt for a country as developed as Malaysia.

The rote learning that is practiced in the schools also needs to be done away with. Generations of Malaysian children are missing out on an education that should teach them how to be creative and critical - this is what a truly modern, boleh country needs.

Again, my comments are meant to be constructive. And I make them as a non-Malaysian largely because many Malaysians feel rightly or wrongly that they cannot say these things themselves in their own country.

Since my column was published, plans for a new RM400 million Istana have been announced and the Agriculture Ministry parliamentary secretary has told Parliament that Malaysia's first astronaut will be playing batu seremban and spinning tops and making teh tarik while in space. There are countless scientists around the world who would give anything for the opportunity to go to space and do real experiments. For the Malaysian government to send an astronaut into space to play Malay children's games serves only to re-emphasise my point about waste. Not only that, it makes Malaysia look infantile in the eyes of the rest of the world, which is a great pity when Malaysia has made so many real achievements. The world is getting more clever, more competitive and more dynamic every day.

There are too many in Malaysia who don't seem to understand this.

Of course my views are just that: my views. But I have spent most of my adult life analysing and writing about Asia. I am direct and critical; I do not veil my criticisms because I don't want to waste my time or yours with readers trying to guess what I really mean. Open debate is absolutely critical for all modern, dynamic countries.

The free flow of ideas and information helps to make countries rich. Political leaders cannot do everything on their own be they in the UK, Australia or Malaysia. They need help. Otherwise they make mistakes. And when they do, whose fault is that? Those who prefer to stay quiet?

And should I as a non-Malaysian be commenting on Malaysia? Of course.
Malaysian political leaders and commentators routinely comment about other countries. That's how the world is now, an inter-dependent, global world. And the world is much better for it.

I will write another column about Malaysia soon.

Michael Backman

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Thursday, October 11, 2007

Angkasa 1



Two of my close buddies have been blogging about BolehLand’s first Astronaut and I couldn’t resist writing down my thoughts about our sohai in space as well.

Is it so damn bloody important to send a citizen of BolehLand to space? ( important for their ego maybe but the whole damn world doesn’t give a flying F ). What are they hoping to accomplish by doing that? So what if the whole freaking world knows that we have sent a sohai to space…SO WHAT?

Can we eradicate poverty and starvation? Nope…don’t think so. Kaninabeh, the moolah spent to send the sohai to space could be put to better use la….

It could be used for education, used to feed the poor, used to build low cost accommodation, mahai…anything but to send some sohai into space ma. It can even be used to procure the services of prostitutes for the whole freaking “G” men for all I care…ANYTHING but to send a sohai into space.

Astro has even jumped onto the sohai bandwagon by dedicating a channel for the sohai…Channel 588 ( if I am not mistaken ) and stooopidly named “Angkasa 1” ( fuck me dead ). The powers that be are off their rockers if they think I will spend 1 single second watching the egoistic bastard’s face on TV. I rather spend my time knitting or doing crochet than to hear him talk to our biggest sohai the PM.

Come on la BolehLand….you guys can do better la. Use your fucking brains properly just once in your miserable life will suffice. You guys know what the biggest sohai suggested that our sohai in space do when he is up there? PLAY THE GASING ( TOP )….tiuheikamachauhai!!!!! play gasing for what? Its better that the sohai masturbate on live cam ma….that way, we can be assured that half of the world population can relate to that…..play gasing my arse! but then again, his dick might not erect

I wish they would leave the sohai up in space when the time comes. Leave him there so that the sohais will send sohais to rescue the sohai…..bunch of stoooopid fucks!

A SMALL STEP FOR A SOHAI BUT A SMALLER STEP BACKWARDS FOR ALL SOHAIS in question.

Astronaut woooh....AstroNUT is more like it!!


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Past, Present & Future

I think many of you have noticed that I have not been updating my blog as regularly nowadays. Reason is that I have been totally bogged down with tons work and hardly have time to blog hop…..let alone blog but I always make it a point to visit all of your blogs everyday no matter how busy I may be ( some consolation huh? )

Happy to say that I finally found me some time to pen down a few words of happenings of the past, present and future…..

Past few weeks have been torturous like hell for me…..workload increased two fold….datelines to meet….schedules to plan…..migitation plans to present…..progress claims to quantify and justify………etc.

Happy to say that despite the extra shit, I have been coping quite well * what with the fasting month and all that jazz ) . I sincerely hope it’s a trend that will maintain itself until the conclusion of this sickening project.

Just recently been told of a project that our team might be required to undertake in the year 2008….a one and a half year project in Abu Dhabi. I am praying ever ynight in the hope that we will be able to secure this job asap. Money/Salary is good……will miss my family like heel though but its for their future and betterment that prompted me to register my name. Work for 1-2 years and I will be a debt free man….house, car and loans will all be fully paid with left over for my kids education. Will be keeping my fingers tightly crossed. ( kat, what’s your answer to my offer if I ever set foot in Abu Dhabi? Once in a while ok la….not everyday ma…I shy wooh..kekekkekee ).


Looks like I will be facing this batch of client again because of another project that will be secured by my company in the very, very, very near future….sheeeesh! Will my nightmare never end? Woe is me!!!!!!

Anyway, that’s the life of a “Jack Of All Trades and Master Of None”


2 every1 his/her OWN…………..


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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

The Malaysian Dilemma

Maybe the recent ban on Bangladeshi workers by the Government has something to do with the below crisis.....

Get Vietnamese workers, dogs missing.

Get Bangladeshi workers, Malay girls missing.

Get Indonesian workers, money missing.

Get Indian workers, jewellery missing.

Get Chinese workers, husbands missing.

I dunno how true it is but where there is smoke, there is bound to be fire....hahhahahaha

2 every1 his/her OWN...............

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Friday, October 05, 2007

Screwed BIG TIME!!

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

"Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state - of- the-art method.

"Husband # 6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was, well you know the thing with the tongue........ God I miss him. "

But now that I've married you, I'm SOOOOO excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"

"You're with the "BOLEHLAND GOVERNMENT".. so this time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED from top to bottom and inside out."

WAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA...WAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

2 every1 his/her OWN..............

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Thursday, October 04, 2007

Sports Kitten

The Toyota Sera was a two door coupe (2+2) built by Toyota solely for the Japanese market in the early 1990s, although enthusiasts in New Zealand, Bangladesh, India, Ireland, Australia, Canada, and the UK have since imported a handful of them. It was initially revealed as the Toyota AXV-II concept car in 1988, and was shown in almost production-ready form. The word Sera is a French word meaning "will be" which answers to the question why the car's design, shape and stock butterfly doors are so close to features of a concept car. The styling and layout of the car was actually beyond its time when it was actually put into production.




( Does anyone know the owner of this Toyota Sera? )
The Sera EXY-10 was available with a 1.5 L inline 4 engine. It came with either 4 speed automatic or a 5 speed manual transmission with Anti-Lock Braking system as an option. Only 15852 units were made between 1990 to 1996 and therefore, now becoming a rare collectible. The car is related to the Toyota Paseo, and shares similar floorpans, suspension, steering and brakes.

Toyota Sera's most distinctive feature is its butterfly doors, which open forward and up from the bottom and top of the A pillar (similar to the McLaren F1 and Saleen S7). The weight of the door is supported by a thick gas strut, but there is a balance system to help take into account changes in temperature inside the door. The door can be opened fully in a fairly confined space - only 43 cm clearance on either side of the car is needed, unlike the conventional doors on most cars.

(Look at the registration number again...still dunno the owner?)





( What about from the rear? Come on guys/gals...should know by now cause the rear resembles the owner's rear ma )




( Must admit that's some sexy looking 16" coupled to some serious low rubbers )

One drawback of the car is the large amount of glass that can create a solar load greenhouse effect inside the car causing interior temperatures to soar. All Seras came as standard with air conditioning to offset this problem, and the advantage of the design is that a passenger seating in any of the four body hugging seats can enjoy incredible visibility to the front and sides (and above!) compared to most small coupes. Due to the overwhelming amount of glass the body is not very rigid. This lack of rigidity affects the handling characteristics with body roll

( I HATE EVERTON....AARRRRRGG!!!!! A Footy Club for Gays. I am gonna break his rear windshield one of these days...hehehhehehe )

For the record, the Owner of the Sera in question is one hell of a nice bugger.....a tad on the "hamsap" side but an ok guy on the hole....errrr...whole. Pity that he is working for some sohai company...hope he finds somewhere better to go instead of working with arseholes ( some V.I.P's son )

As to the Sera, its 2 every1 his/her OWN...................

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Wanna Get Rich Quick?

Received this exciting offer to get rich via email today. Busy as I was, I couldn't help but to post a reply towards the enticement.....

Offer is as below:

Big international commercial organization is looking for talented, honest,reliable representatives from different regions. The ideal candidate will be an intelligent person,someone who can work autonomously with a high degree of enthusiasm.

We are looking for highly motivated professionals, with experience in marketing field. The position is home-based. We offer a part-time position with flexible working hours and we would be happy to consider a full-time job share candidate.

Our Company offers a very competitive salary to the successful candidate,along with an unrivalled career progression opportunity.

If you think you have what it takes to take on this challengeand would like to apply please send the following information to: StuartMoranLP@gmail.com
1) Full name
2) Contact phone numbers
3) Part time job/Full time

You do not need to invest any sum of money and we do not ask you to provide us with your bank account requisites! We are engaged in completely legal activity. The preference is given to employees with knowledge of foreign languages.

Thank you and we are looking forward to cooperate in long term base with you. If you received this message in error, or would like to unsubscribe, please send a blank email to: GeraldZamoraOS@gmail.com


My reply is as follows ( i emailed him and posted the reply in my blog ):

Dear Gerald Zamora,

I thank you from the bottom of my arse for extending to me such an eye opening offer. Where can one still find a zero investment coupled with rags to riches return....fuuuyoooh!

Sad to say that I cannot take up your offer because of reasons as stated below:
1) I have a high deegree of enthusiasm ( as stated in your criteria ) but its in the field of bitch slapping arseholes with the initials G.Z.
2) I have not been in the Marketing line for umpteen years and have no plans to be back unless you feel like offering me your arse to see if my 40,000 tons machinery fits.
3) Home based? the presented offer sounds like selling ones arse....enthusiasm la, marketing la, high returns la, home based la....you sure you are not a pimp ar?
4) Please ask your friends if they can translate this foreign language....."TIUNYAMAKAHAI" got it? I will say it slowly for the second time round....its TIU...NYA...MA...KA...HAI...got it? gooooood.

Inserted below are my contact and details for you records....

Fullname: StuckAfingerInyourMothersaArseAndcouldntPullItOut
Contact Numbers: my country has one hell of a phone number system but you can key it it alphabetically...its....GOFUCKYOURSELF
Part/Full Time job: Screwing all the woman in your life.

Thank you for taking the time to read my email but its ok if you choose not to reply...I understand that a con jobber like you has a lot of emails to send. Here's wishing that you accidentally sit on your gear shift ( hope you're driving an auto tran car with hugh gear knobs )

*******End of Email********

I know that it will not do any good to write the email but what the hell...it made my day...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2 every1 his/her OWN.....................










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Friday, September 28, 2007

Langkawi Island, September 2007

Arrived Langkawi Airport at 1.20 pm and was promptly greeted by shouts from the local tout offering discount for tour packages and car rentals.

Approached a bearer whose holding a place card with my name on it….exchanged formalities, collected our baggage and made a beeline to a Nissan Serena ( 7 seater ) which I rented for the duration of my stay.


My kids were shouting in glee at the prospect of exploring the island on a vehicle which was new to them. Drove to the direction of our hotel ( Awana Porto Malai ) with HAA HAAs and HEE HEEs in the back ground.

Managed to check in to our rooms ( I booked 2 rooms ) and ushered the kids to change their baju for a day in Kuah Town.

There is nothing special to write about the hive centre of Langkawi except that its like your normal seaside town which was once a busy port. Visited the Eagle Statue where the Island Of Langkawi got its name from…took a few snapshots and headed of for some shopping activities.

Took about 30 minutes for me to locate the shops selling dried seafood, Wifey and my mum promptly parked themselves in the shop and left me with my kids….sheeesh!

They were pestering my like hell to take them to a more “exiting” place within 5 minutes. I did what they wanted just to decrease the pressure on my eardrums which ended up with me buying 2 Hotwheels car for each of them.

Had dinner at Kuah town before proceeding to the famous Langkawi Underwater World. I must admit that the fishes on show was much better than what is in the KL Aquaria. I use the word “WAS” because all the fishes in the Underwater World was poisoned ( 600 fishes died ) two days after I got back to KL. Finished the Aquarium tour in about 2 hours and immediately headed back to Awana Porto Malai for some much needed shut eye. Have to wake up early the next day because of the Island hopping activity that I have arranged.

Breakfast at the Resort was quite simple ( refer to below picture ) and nothing to write home about....buuuurp!!!

Guide picked us up at 9.30 and we were shooting off to the Island Of The Pregnant Maiden in no time. Took one hell of a hike up the slopes of the Pregnant Maiden before reaching a fresh water lake in the middle of the island. Legend has it that the lake was formed from the tears of the maiden in question. Spent about 45 minutes here before proceeding to another island sanctuary where were we treated to a sight for the eyes to behold…..feeding the eagles.

There were hundreds of them flying around in the sky within minutes of our arrival. The boatman then started to throw pieces of chicken meat into the sea which propmpted the eagles to dive bomb and pick up the meat using their talons…..pheeew!

My kids were oooohing and aaahing away and I nearly followed them before realizing that my mouth was in the open position. This is one activity that I would fully recommend to future visitors and readers of my blog….worth every single cent that I paid.

Last stop was Pulau Beras Basah ( Island Of Wet Rice ) for swimming activity. We spent one and a half hour there before heading back to Langkawi Island for some more swimming activity in the resort swimming pool.

Kids were pooped out by 3.00pm was was sleeping like babies before I woke them up at 5.30 pm for dinner at Kuah Town. Mum and Wifey did some last minute shopping after dinner because I plan to spend tomorrow lazing about at the resort before our intended flight home.

All in all it was a splendid trip for the family….wifey and mum enjoyed themselves going shopping and bargain hunting….kids enjoyed themselves with swimming and torturing me….I enjoyed myself watching them enjoying themselves. Would like to end this post by saying that Langkawi Island is a place that I hope to revisit in the near future.

2 every1 his/her OWN………….

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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

All In The Family

Received the below via email ( thanks Ooi ) which resulted in EXTREME pain for me in my stomach region. Thought of posting it to see if it causes you guys the pain that it gave me...

HAHAHA...KAKAKAKA...WOOOOHOOHOOOHHOOO....




I would be asking the same sohai question too if I were the stoooopid bugger....KNNB. Below picture further illustrates the "blurness"....



I think I must do it again or I won't be able to sleep...WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.....WAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Here's to the Ninja culture...I tip my bottom to them...BOTTOM's UP!!

2 every1 his/her OWN...............



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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Holiday - Work = ???

THERE!!! It’s OFFICIAL…I am the new Planner cum Document Controller cum Commissioning helper guy ala “Jack Of All Trades and Master Of None” guy…

KNN…now would be a good time to freak out huh?

Pissing in my pants cause I am scared that I will not be able to cope with the extra workload generated by a project of such magnitude ( RM38 million )…

I have kept my mouth shut to the top honchos with the hope that come year end the reward will be justified….but I am not placing too much hope on that cause I has been in the company for far too freaking long to know how they operate.

Thanks a heap Kat, Judy, Marsha and Toh for your advise…..will belanja you guys kau kau if……let’s see when the time comes.

For now, I am shutting off my brain to work matters and shifting my focus to tomorrow where I will be flying off to Langkawi for a holiday with my family ( Friday till Sunday….will be offline during that period ).

Screw the work cause the shit will forever be present…no point worrying about that now.

My plan for Langkawi is:

- to hire a van and drive round the island
- take my kids island hopping where the activities will include swimming and feeding eagles
- visit the famous Langkawi Aquarium
- go for a ride in the cable car
- HAVE FUN

I hope that I can get some great pics for my blog on this trip.

Till then

2 every1 his/her OWN…………….

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Monday, September 17, 2007

Maximum Overdrive

Finally found me some spare time to park my butt and blog…..pheeeew!

Its been a long and tiring week for me and my colleagues….

What with starting up the Chilled Water System, handling complaints from our client ( more nowadays…could it be the after effect from fasting? ) and what nots.

Here I am, looking forward to my upcoming holiday with my family in Langkawi this Friday ( 21st September ) and BOOOOOOOOOM!! A bombshell was dropped straight into my arse…

One of my colleagues resigned ( a job in Bahrian ) and I was assigned to TAKE OVER his duties…..notice that special emphasis has been made to the word “take over”

TAKE OVER meaning I have to do his duties with the present workload that I have…KNN…I doubt if they will increase my pay for this particular load of shit huh?

Somebody close to the Management told me to take up this “challenge” without asking anything extra because the company’s policy is work first and talk later…

So how? Should I just swallow everything that is thrown to me OR should I voice my concerns?

My workload is near max as it is…who do they think I am? Super “freaking” man ar?

Would sincerely appreciate any suggestions that you might have dear readers…thanks in advance.

2 every1 his/her OWN…………………….


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Sunday, September 16, 2007

Dedicated to A Great Man

Received this cracker quite some time ago but deleted it. Was wondering when I would get it back so that I can post it and dedicate it to the biggest bull shitter in BolehLand. A million thanks to Jenny ( a dear friend of mine ) who recently sent it to me via email. Can safely say that my dedication dream has been fulfilled with the below cracker ( until another one comes along..hehehe ).............

An Indian man died and went to heaven.

When he arrived at the heaven Gate Siva the God said, "Come on in. I'll show you around. You'll like it here."

Walking through the gates, the man noticed clocks everywhere!! There were grandfather clocks, wall clocks, watches, and clocks in every corner. It appeared that heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.

Surprised at how heaven looked, the man asked, "God Siva, what's the deal? Why are all these clocks here in heaven?"

God Siva replied, "The clocks keep track of things on earth. There is one clock for each person. Every time the person on earth tells a lie, his clock moves one minute."

"For instance, this clock is for Aru, the used car salesman. If you watch it closely, it will move. "Click" The minute hand on Aru's clock moved one minute. "Click" It moved another minute." Aru must be into closing a customer right now," said God Siva. "The minute hand on his clock moves all day."

The man and God Siva continued walking.

Soon, they came to a clock with cobwebs on the minute hand. "Whose clock is this?" asked the man.

That clock belongs to the Widow Achi. She is one of the finest, God-fearing, people on earth. I bet her clock hasn't moved in a year or two."

They continued walking and touring heaven. The man enjoyed watching the clocks of all his friends. When the tour was finished, the man said, "I've seen everyone's clock but Samy Vellu's. Where is his clock?

God Siva smiled, "Just look up. We use his clock as a ceiling fan."


I would like to clarify that there are a lot of bullshitter, bastards and con men living here in BolehLand. Therefore the author of this post is deemed to have no personal liability if the COMMON name of SAMY VELLU has any resemblance to the living or dead ( I think he doesn't gives a shit )

A toast to the greatest bullshitter, biggest gangster and man with the fakest looking mop for a wig who ever lived "TIUNYAAAASEEEENG!!!! errr sorry...should be NYAMASENG!!! err sorry...yaaamseng ( hope the bastard choke to death )...there finally got it right....pheeew..

2 every1 his/her OWN.....and may the bastard go the way of the dinosaurs real soon...

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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Waaakakakakaka

Received the below via email from my God Sister ( thanks Pam ). Though of posting it because it relates so freaking much to the way my company does things ( especially the last part about "Top Management"..waaakakakaka )...read and see if it relates to yours...

Put about 100 bricks in no particular order in a closed room with an open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the Accounts Department.

If they are recounting them. Put them in Auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in Engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in Planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other. Put them in Operations.

If they are sleeping. Put them in Security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces.Put them in Information Technology.

If they are sitting idle. Put them in Human Resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved.Put them in Sales.

If they have already left for the day. Put them in Marketing.

If they are staring out of the window. Put them on Strategic Planning.

Last but not least....the BEST OF THE BEST..
If they are standing around talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. Congratulate them and put them in Top Management.

WAAAAAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAAAAAA...

2 every1 his/her OWN...............

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Stop. Look, Go

One cannot help but to be in awe of the technology that is available today as well as looking forward to the impending creations of tomorrow.

A classic example of technology can be found in the highways and expressways is called the “Touch n Go” system which is a prepaid smartcard that uses Mifare contactless technology.

Mifare is the international de facto standard for contactless smartcard. Information contain in this card can be read and written via magnetic induction using specified radio frequency and smartcard software.Touch ‘n Go card can be use as a mode of payment for highways, public transports, selected parking and theme parks.Each time a user uses the Touch ‘n Go card, the electronic card reader will deduct the exact fare from the value stored inside the card. User can top-up or reload the card with a pre-defined amount to continue using it.

As with every new technology there are of course pros and cons that follow suit. With this particular system, the

Pros are ( “benefitors” in bracket ) :

1) Faster transition time between vehicles ( for users )

2) Lower operating cost for the highway / expressway operators by way of reduced capital employed for the toll booths ( operators )

3) Up front payment from the users ( operators )

4) Able to cater for higher amount of vehicles due to item 1 ( operators )

5) Users will have to fork out RM15 for a card and an additional RM200 for a “Smartag” sensor ( operators )

Cons are :

1) System not reliable which often results in long queues at designated Touch n Go gates ( users kena laaa.. )

2) Pay prior to use a must with a minimum of RM4 balance in card in order to use the system ( users kena lagi )

3) Minimum 3 months cash refund period if user decides to cancel the card ( apalah, kena lagi )

4) No refund for the Smartag if the user decides not to use the system ( this one kena damn kau )

5) Samy Vellooooooooo making tons of moolah in his Swiss Bank Account for extending the tenure of toll operators with every freaking stroke of his pen ( aiks…wrong track liao…sorry but couldn’t resist burning the “wigged” one )

There are actually quite a long list in regards to the “cons” but I am fed up of writing about it liao. My wife can actually memorize the complaints that come out from my mouth each and every time we get stuck at the Touch n Go lane.

So, is this particular technology is that good as it’s made out to be?

To me, it’s good if it benefits the consumers more than the operators….but they can take the Touch n Go technology and shove it up, up, up their hind quarters for safekeeping and take it out when improvement has been made ( 10 centuries later )….so there!!

2 every1 his/her OWN……………….


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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I Love Jeannie

I have always been attracted to “Aladdin and his Wonderful Lamp” story since young. Till today I sometimes wonder what if I were to be like Aladdin and happenned to stumble across a magical lamp with a Genie that can grant me 10 wishes ( I know he only got 3 lah but I greedy a bit maaa ).

I have, in anticipation of the happy day, prepared a wishlist to the tune of something like this:

1) Peace on Earth and Goodwill to Mankind

2) That my Parents, Family, Relatives and those who know me stay forever healthy, prosperous and live a long and fruitful life

3) Wifey and myself be forever happy and contented

4) My kids will forever excel in whatever they do, be it in school or at work

5) My Parents and Brothers are contented and excel at whatever endeavor they partake in

6) Everyone in this world be treated as equals…no rich or poor, black or white segregation

7) Have dinner with Angelina Jolie and Sandra Bullock for me. Dinner with Keanu Reeves and “The Hong Kong” actor ( dunno what’s his name ) for Wifey.

8) carry a wallet/purse that will forever be full of money whenever I open it ( then again it might not be of any use because of wishlist no.6 but what the hell )

9) I can buy over my company and sack you-know-who

10) Change BolehLand into NeverLand ( cannot elaborate too much on this or sure kena banned like someone I know on Wordpress..kekekeke )

So much for my wishlist huh? How does your wishlist look like?

2 every1 his/her OWN………………

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Of Myths and Truths ( part 2 )

As promised, part 2 of the spin off from “Where Art Thou Thy Romeo”….

Truly speaking, women seem to be better cheaters than men, they are better at keeping their affairs under wraps and generally have an agenda for their infidelity. Some affairs occur because the cheating parties truly want to leave their established partner, particularly when they are married. However, very few married men leave their wife for their mistress! That is, unless their wife finds out and leaves.

The top 10 reasons why men have affairs include:

1. More sex ( sometimes due to lack of sex in their relationship )

2. Sexual variety through different partners or different sexual experiences.

3. To boost their egos in oredr to feel special or still attractive to the opposite sex

4. For the thrill of the chase

5. Opportunistic sex ( if the opportunity occurs, they cannot pass it up )

6. To sabotage their current relationship.

7. Revenge ( to get back at their partner for one reason or another ).

8. A feeling of entitlement ( the belief they are entitled because they work hard or are the bread winner )

9. Sexual addiction

10.To escape.

There is no such thing as a perfect affair. Keeping an on-going affair is a juggling act of covering up lies, explaining time away, and dealing with associated guilt feelings. The cheater becomes consumed by guilt and sometimes lashes out even more at their partner. If you are involved in an affair, respect yourself and your partner enough to get out.

As like before, please spare me the bashing because the above was obtained from the following link http://www.womansavers.com/Affair-reasons.asp

Statement like "Truly speaking, women seem to be better cheaters than men" was not made be me ( thank God )...kekekekeke....hahahaha..HAHAHAHAHAHA....aheemm...sorry!

2 every1 his/her OWN..........

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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Of Myths and Truths ( part 1 )

Couldn't resist doing some research to facilitate this post which incidently is a spinoff from the previous one titled " Where Art Thou Thy Romeo". Below are seven Myths and Truths about "Women and extra marital affairs"....spare me the bashing because I promise to do another posting on men and extra marital affairs in due course ok? BTW, it just happens that my research "search" popped up with "women" first.

To my women readers ( Judy, Kat, Marsha, u-jean, etc ), please do not take any offence ok?

Myth #1: Sex is the primary reason wives pursue extramarital affairs.
Truth: Sex is usually not what motivates wives to have affairs. Often, sex is better at home. Some extramarital affairs do not actually involve much sex at all. More often, wives who take lovers are seeking empowerment, recognition, empathy, respect, and reciprocity from a partner and not just sex.

Myth #2: Wives who are having affairs break up old marriages and result in new marriages.
Truth: Rarely does a wife end up with her lover. More common is that her extramarital affair serves as a catalyst to work on the marriage and her role in it. If the husband is open to marital counseling, a marriage can end up stronger than before the wife’s affair.

Myth #3: Same-sex affairs don’t really count.
Truth: The act of infidelity pertains to the breaking of a trust, which is gender free. If you have to keep it hidden, chances are it’s a betrayal.

Myth #4: Husbands have more affairs than wives.
Truth: That was true for previous generations. But now that more women are working outside the home, the percentages are becoming more equal. More women are having extramarital affairs, and the gender gap on infidelity is closing.

Myth #5: It’s inescapable that, over time, sex and romance will fade in a marriage.
Truth: In marriage, there is always a danger of depending on one person for romance and love, which can unwittingly degrade romance. This is a common problem that underlies marital discontent but a preventable one. Couples who dare to, can learn to embrace ambiguity: both commitment and sexual desire, comfort and excitement, love and lust. Long-lasting romance and hot sex take work and practice.

Myth #6: Stay-at-home wives are less susceptible to the temptation of infidelity.
Truth: Women who choose to be moms and homemakers while their husbands go off to challenging work and fulfilling careers every day grapple with a number of issues that often lead to infidelity. Anger, resentment, and frustration at having lost their identity and autonomy are common emotional symptoms of the bored housewife who seeks excitement and empowerment from an extramarital affair.

Myth #7: Extramarital affairs are symptomatic mostly of younger women.
Truth: We used to associate affairs with young, restless wives. Not anymore. Older women are daring to have extramarital affairs in record numbers. More and more older women are also choosing younger lovers. By engaging is extramarital affairs, aging wives feel that they are defying the double discrimination of ageism and sexism.

Please feel free to visit the source at : http://www.nuvunow.ca/articles/selfhelp/affairs.html

2 every1 his/her OWN...........

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Where Art Thou Thy Romeo?

Was listening to my favourite radio channel while driving to work today which was playing the usual genre of songs, a bit of chit chat between the deejays and what nots….what really caught my attention was the debate topic that was put up for listeners to call in with their views….it was titled “Affairs, should we or should we not let it happen”.


Within minutes, the station was bombarded with calls from listeners offering their views and advise on the said topic. As usual, there were comments that made sense, some nonsensical, some silly and some down right stooooopid which resulted in me turning off the radio after the first wave of comments.

Funny that this subject has been brought up because it reflects of a similar “happening” at my place of work ( site ).

The subject matters ( not me mind you ) are:

A person with a reputable back ground ( son of a somebody ), married and holding a respected and important position in this particular project

INVOLVED WITH

A well known “gatal”, still single former Miss From-God-Knows-Where-Hell-Hole, “itchy”ban bitch who is dragging his name in the mud type…kekekeke.


I must admit that it is very pitiful to see someone who has a lot going for him throwing everything into the toilet just because of some bitch, who has slept with more people than all our toes and fingers put together.

Sad to say that the “loving” couple has been a great source of jokes at my site for quite sometime now. Many a times my colleagues have stumbled across them doing “something” when barging into their office uninvited or after office hours….guess that’s the price one has to pay for entering without knocking first huh?

I admit that feelings will develop if one is constantly in contact with another frequently but this should be where our self control kick in right?

Personally I am against having affairs or one-night-stands or whatchamacalit thingy because the consequences are just not worth it. My advise to those sex craved/hungry buggers is not to get married if they don’t know how to keep their dicks in the pants OR to frequent a prostitute and get a case of clap and let their dicks drop off….

Anyway, it is easy for me to say all this because I have ALWAYS avoided getting myself into uncompromising situations….thus far….ending with the hope that I will ALWAYS avoid such situations…kekekekeke.

Whats your stand on "Affairs"?


2 every1 his/her OWN…………..

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Monday, September 10, 2007

Pluck Yew, Pluck Me

I received this bit of interesting “fact” via email recently and felt compelled to post it with the hope that my intelligent group of readers will feel as edified as I have..muahahaha

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1915, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers.

Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English Longbow and therefore would be incapable of fighting in the future.

This famous English Longbow was made from the native English Yew tree and the act of drawing the Longbow was known as “plucking the yew” or “pluck yew”.

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers and saying “See, we can still pluck yew”

Since “pluck yew” is rather difficult to pronounce, the difficult cluster at the beginning has been changed to an easier “F” and thus began the words which are often used in conjunction with the famous one fingered salute!!!

It is also of the pheasant feathers quilt that were used with the arrow that give it the term of “giving the bird”.

I don’t know how true the above is BUT at least it is worth a laugh.

And yew thought yew freaking knew every plucking thing…HAHAHAHAHAHA

2 every1 his/her OWN………….

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Sunday, September 09, 2007

2nd Wifey VS. 3rd Wifey

Took Wifey on my 3rd wifey to work last Friday for a comparison when one uses bike instead of a car. Below are my findings thus far:

Details are based on daily commune journey of about 130 km ( Damansara Damai to Shah Alam to Putrajaya then back to Shah Alam and finally Damansara Damai )

- Took me 15 minutes to reach wifey’s office in Shah Alam on a bike as opposed to 35 minutes by car
- Petrol for bike about RM6 per day as opposed to RM16 for car
- Zero toll for bike as opposed to approx RM13 when using a car
- Was quite hot on a bike during traffic light change and heavy traffic as opposed to the cooling conditions when one is in a car
- Reached home in 30 minutes flat on the bike as opposed to 1 hour 20 minutes using my car ( Putrajaya – Shah Alam – Damansara Damai )

Forecasted monthly cost when using a bike:
26 days x RM6 per day = RM 156.00
Monthly maintenance for bike( its actually every 5000 km but just put it in for argument sake) = RM 150.00
Total cost incurred =
RM 306.00 per month


VS.

Forecasted monthly cost when using a car:
26 days x RM16 per day = RM 416.00
26 days x RM 13 per day for toll = RM 338.00
Monthly maintenance for car ( average figure for 10,000 km divide 2 ) = RM 120.00
Total cost incurred = RM 874.00 per month

Difference ( Car – Bike ) = RM 568.00 per month which translates to savings of RM 6,816.00 per year which is enough to pay for my car’s road tax + insurance and I can still take my family for a nice holiday with the leftover amount.

I must admit that the dangers might be tripled when using a two wheeler as compared to when one is driving a four wheeled vehicle but I sincerely feel that the TIME saved ( not money ) by far out weight the cons of straddling a bike. It has made choosing between a car and bike all the simpler for me because I really cherish the extra time that is readily made available for me to spend time with my family when a bike is used.

Anyhow, its 2 every1 his/her OWN….Ooooh! I forgot to mention that one can get wet to the undies whenever it pours ( lucky that I don’t wear any )….kekekekeke.

I will however still insist to Wifey that she drives to work in comfort instead of following me on the bike. It’s some sort of insurance thingy that I always factor in my everyday life. Better to separate the eggs than to carry all in one basket….that way, one will not loose all the eggs if the basket happens to terbalik….get my drift?


2 every1 his/her OWN……………

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