Sunday, October 28, 2007

Best Short Joke Of 2007


Dunno if its true that the below ( thanks Jenny ) was voted "Best Short Joke of 2007" but it sure had me in guffaws.....

For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said,"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase.

So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom that you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage & no bike!!


2 every1 his/her OWN...............

6 comments:

KA® said...

lol bro .... good one... u heard the joke about the girl in full view of people threatening to tell grandma about her mum kissing her papa's pee pee after the little girl was reprimanded for sucking her thumb? now that was a good one too....

anyway just cheking with you bro are you still playing tigerfc? we wanna climb up the ranking tables and need you to help us out ...

Judy said...

Jamie, pull out of what? What deal that the wife also wants to follow?

Jamie said...

KA: didn't actually concentrate on the tiger fc thingy but will do it now since you guys want to climb up the ranking table.

judy: the little boy overheard his mama and papa having sex....the rest is self explainatory..kekeke

Judy said...

Jamie, you must think I am very innocent hor? :P

wan.adrie said...

dude how much is the bike in the picture.. i think i can ride that one la

Jamie said...

wanny boy, for you its free...u can collect it at your PL's junk yard he calls a house...HAHAHAHAHA