Thursday, October 11, 2007

Angkasa 1



Two of my close buddies have been blogging about BolehLand’s first Astronaut and I couldn’t resist writing down my thoughts about our sohai in space as well.

Is it so damn bloody important to send a citizen of BolehLand to space? ( important for their ego maybe but the whole damn world doesn’t give a flying F ). What are they hoping to accomplish by doing that? So what if the whole freaking world knows that we have sent a sohai to space…SO WHAT?

Can we eradicate poverty and starvation? Nope…don’t think so. Kaninabeh, the moolah spent to send the sohai to space could be put to better use la….

It could be used for education, used to feed the poor, used to build low cost accommodation, mahai…anything but to send some sohai into space ma. It can even be used to procure the services of prostitutes for the whole freaking “G” men for all I care…ANYTHING but to send a sohai into space.

Astro has even jumped onto the sohai bandwagon by dedicating a channel for the sohai…Channel 588 ( if I am not mistaken ) and stooopidly named “Angkasa 1” ( fuck me dead ). The powers that be are off their rockers if they think I will spend 1 single second watching the egoistic bastard’s face on TV. I rather spend my time knitting or doing crochet than to hear him talk to our biggest sohai the PM.

Come on la BolehLand….you guys can do better la. Use your fucking brains properly just once in your miserable life will suffice. You guys know what the biggest sohai suggested that our sohai in space do when he is up there? PLAY THE GASING ( TOP )….tiuheikamachauhai!!!!! play gasing for what? Its better that the sohai masturbate on live cam ma….that way, we can be assured that half of the world population can relate to that…..play gasing my arse! but then again, his dick might not erect

I wish they would leave the sohai up in space when the time comes. Leave him there so that the sohais will send sohais to rescue the sohai…..bunch of stoooopid fucks!

A SMALL STEP FOR A SOHAI BUT A SMALLER STEP BACKWARDS FOR ALL SOHAIS in question.

Astronaut woooh....AstroNUT is more like it!!


2 every1 his/her OWN………………


8 comments:

Titan said...

REALLY A "SOHAI" SENT BY "SOHAI".

WHAT CAN WE DO? DON'T VOTE "SOHAI" AS OUR GOVERNMENT!

"SOHAI" = IDIOT!

Jamie said...

titan: they can kiss my arse if they think i will be voting for them...

ThreadBare said...

well, they can kiss mine too, but mine is not to much to kiss actually. anyways sohai will breed more sohais and so on. our country will keep on developing sohais for useless projects and purposes with the sole intention of reaping the riches of the nation and its people for their own fiefdom....thats the suck part of all this. fact is more sohais rule our country than non sohai. i count semi value as a non sohai...

Jamie said...

semi value is a non sohai who is trying his level best to be a sohai.

the sohais in power are asking the sohais to breed more sohais so that they can maintain control of this sohai country. The sohais are too afraid that the non sohais take their place but they dunno that the non sohais are just "tahaning" the sohais only. The non sohais day will come.....a lot of non sohais are hoping that it will be soon.

Stoopid bunch of SOHAIS!!!

Marsha M said...

all i wanna say is that all that hoopla is worth it or not. the gorvn just wanna build spirit lah. i know. but so damn transparent, rite or not? everybody sees through it.

sigh....nebermain. cankjsg

Jamie said...

there are lots of ways to build spirit cuz...no need to spend so much money just to build spirit ma. Look at the crap whachamacalit BOLEH thingy...the donkey war cry was just suggested through the papers and caught on like leeches with the sohais and wahlah. This particular exercise is so damn kau stooopid and a waste of taxpayers moolah that even 90% of call back to a radio station produced super negative results....is that what we call trying to build spirit? throwing a spanner into the already fragile works is more like it.....

Have to end with "bunch of stooopid fucks" again...BUNCH OF STOOPID FUCKS!!

genius said...

thanks to those sohai to make me valuable.

Jamie said...

thanks to those sohais for making the non sohais valuable....

Bunch Of Stoooopid FUCKS!!!