Friday, October 19, 2007

The New Alphabet

A is for apple, and
B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead
Below is what is known as the NEW ALPHABET
A for arthritis;
B the bad back,
C the chest pains , perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure-I'd rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know
W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.
2 every1 his/her OWN.....................


wan.adrie said...

macam orang tua lah...

genius said...

wow, why i dont understand those words le, need to go back kindergarten to study again.

Jamie said...

wanny boy: what to do? I am an old man liao loooh

genius: u are not the only one who doesn't understand bro.....I also dun understand leh..kekekeke

Judy said...

What is this Jamie?? If I didn't feel old before I sure do now! :)