Tuesday, October 23, 2007

My name is Bond


The below proves that you don't have to be good looking.....one just has to be GOOOOD!!

A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck.

Suddenly a really ugly man, and I mean R-E-A-L-L-Y ugly man walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is surrounded by women.

Very soon he walks out of the bar with the two of the most beautiful women you ever saw.

Disheartened by all this, the good looking man asks the barman, 'Excuse me, but that really ugly man just came in here and left with those two stunning women - what's his secret?

He's as ugly as hell and I'm everything a girl could want but have not been able to connect all night - What's going on?'

'Well,' said the Barman, 'I don't know how he does it, but he does the same thing every night.

He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows...'

2 every1 his/her OWN.................

9 comments:

Judy said...

Jamie, huh?? Sits there licking his eyebrows is the punchline? What does that mean?

I was going to say the girls are only after his money but I think in this case, eyebrows has got something to do with the attraction!

Jamie said...

hahahaha...judy, oh judy..i think apart from his eyebrows the girls just love the lenght of his tongue...kekekeke

kat said...

Ohhhhhh.... I was also thinking, "Huh?? Eyebrows???"

What's with the camel? They can also lick their eyelash??

Jamie said...

kakakaka...camel has one of the "best" hygiene in the animal world and is one of the "best" looking dudes out there as well...thats why I use the camel pic kat..kekekeke

Judy said...

Eewwww, Jamie, this is so disgusting... *rofl*

Jamie said...

sorry to revolt you judy but to spice up ones life, some filth is required once in a while...kekekeke

Rick said...

Judy - you really are missing something if you haven't experienced a good tobue lashing

Rick said...

Sorry - that should have read tongue lashing

Jamie said...

You are 110% spot on there Rick...WAAAHAHAHAHAHA