Thursday, July 31, 2008

Sigma 24mm-70mm f2.8 EX DG Macro

Finally bought myself the Sigma ( above pic taken with my LG Viewty not Nikon ) lens....actually I saw it at Abu Dhabi Duty Free few weeks ago on my way home but hesitation on my part prolonged my ownership of it. It all ended with me frantically calling one of my colleagues to buy it for me on his way back ( thanks a heap Melvin ).

In general, it is 3rd party compatible Nikon lens ( review here ) of ok make la...nothing to shout about when compared to pictures taken with original Nikkor lenses but good for low light condition shots.

This baby cost me AED 1670 ( approx RM1500 ) as compared to RM1700-1800 if I buy it here...and it comes with worldwide warranty.

The "bokeh" on this baby should be quite good for portraiture but should not be as good as my 50mm f1.8 nikkor looooh.

Neways, will be taking my new baby for a field test soon ( Angkor Wat ). Pictures will follow..

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

It's Official!!!!!

It's Official!!!!
Yesterday was my official 10 years service for my company....wooooohooooooooooo

So happy, so joyful, so thankful....that I spent the day on Medical Leave
Waaaahhhh...really looking forward to all the great rewards and benefits for my 10 years of undying, loyal and unselfish service wooooo...

1st to come will be a commerative watch...then it will be a Porshe/Lamborghini...then a big bungalow by the beach....then a personal jet, a personal sexytary, a fully paid holiday, etc...waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh...cunt wait, cunt wait ( hopping around like an eager sohai oledi )

I hope there will be more and more colleagues achievingt 10, 20,3040 and 50 years milestone....waaaaa 50 years can become GOD liao woooooooo

Here wishing myself congratulations for being a SOHAI for 10 years!!!!! and many more SOHAI years to come....
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Friday, July 25, 2008

Alchohol is GOOD For You

Very difficult to believe? Read the below to put your mind at ease....

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Got it? Now go get yourself pissed drunk asap.

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Advise Needed

Sometimes people feel like a real fucking fool......what should one do or how should one react when he/she is damn demoralized because the Company wants to GROW ( which is a good thing ) BUT they restrict the GROWTH of their employees. I mean, who doesn't want to be fucking rich but at least let the people who make you rich improve on the quality of their lifes as well la.....CCB!!! The very fucking least that a growing company can do is to let the employees have the dignity of recognition and work satisfaction maaaaaaaaaaa..

For the sake of this post, we name this demoralized guy..... MR. SOHAI ( in English its Mr. Stupid Cunt )

The CCB company that Sohai has worked in for countless donkey years basically don't give him any recognition at all.

They know the Sohai can work independently and can accomplish set tasks but the Company always takes him for granted. Allowances that the Sohai gets are the same as newly joined Engineers ( the Sohai is not an Engineer ). This Soahi even stood in for a colleague who left and got paid a measly RM200 per month!!! fucking hell RM200 per month for 1 year....cahucheebai. He saved the company Rm4000 per month x 12 months minimum if they hired another Sohai and they rewarded him with RM200 a month.

In short, the workload expected of this stoooopid Sohai is of a Manager la, Project Leader la, Planner la, ass washer la, cunt licker la, pukimak fucker la, etc BUT when it comes to benefits, allowances and remuneration this SOHAI is just a normal stoooopid motherfucking EXECUTIVE LEVEL asshole.....FUCKING HELL!!!!!!

Petty things are made pettier ( Claims for laundry and such...) because of the crap chaucheebai Person To Person Basis, Department To Department Basis, Project To Project Basis principle that they have short is this: If they like your face then you are entitled for unmentionable perks, incentives and claims....otherwise...U ARE A SOHAI. This Sohai dares anyone who is in the same Company as him/her to challenge this statement and prove him/her wrong.....FUCK!!!!

This Sohai knows that he has been taken for a SOHAI ride but he didn't give a flying fuck....he just wanted the job to proceed without any problems BUT did the company recognise his sacrifice? did they say " Good job Sohai, Well Done"....the Sohai will be fucked if they did.

The Sohai can hold his own very well albeit not technically but ok laaaaa....can cari makan la. Kaninabeh, admittingly this Sohai doesn't have any watchamacalit Engineering Degree but he has something equivalent...a Business Degree....CCB, at least this Sohai can write and speak better english than some so called Management crony.

Admittingly, the only thing that is keeping this mother of all Sohai from finding another job is he loves the company of colleagues that he has now...they are all like brothers and sisters to him.

So, the question is:

1) Should the Sohai continue to endure the fucking shit


2) Fuck off


3) Act Deadwood ( a lot of deadwoods in this Sohai's company enjoying easy life ) and just contribute the amount the motherfuckers pay him

The Sohai asked me to tell the would be commenters that he appreciates any forms of comment and thanks your kind souls in advance.

This post is not a threat because no one is indispensable but every human being has his/her own limits right? I was just wondering how will they feel if in future their own flesh and blood are treated like human waste...hmmmmmm.

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008


I am sohai....why a sohai? because I trust people that I should not have....thats why I am sohai

I am sohai....why a sohai? because I kena the "Project To Project" Basis con job. It is good in a way because now I do things also "Project To Project" Basis.

I am sohai....why a sohai? because people are getting rich while I am still a sohai out of a lot of sohais who are making the motherfuckers rich

I am sohai....why a sohai? because people are still trying to convince me that a certain place is heaven and paradise and the money paid is so fucking goooooooooood...but...funny why they dun want to go but want other people to go.

I am sohai....why a sohai? because I covered an additional person's job in Pee One Project just to get an extra RM200 per month. Saved RM4000 for people in wages and I get RM200 per month and thank you for thanking me and appreciating the effort that this sohai put in.

I am sohai....why a sohai? because I still dunno how to spend the additional RM200 per month that I earned so easily

I am sohai....why a sohai? because I still try my best to say nice things about people ( you guys know who I mean right? ) to fellow sohais when there is nothing nice to say at all.....for this I AM A REAL SOHAI.

I am sohai....why a sohai? because I still kena con job by the biggest liar in my company...the guy is from Japan.

I am sohai....why a sohai? because I made the sohai decision to join a wonderful establishment one beautiful day when I can still get my dick to cannot liao woooo

I am sohai....why a sohai? because I am sohai and I know that there are a lot of sohais out there that are feeling very sohai as this sohai who makes motherfuckers rich along with other very nice sohais who also knows that they are sohais taken for a sohai ride.

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Monday, July 21, 2008

Wonders Of Medicine

An Israeli doctor says: 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says: 'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says: 'In my country, medicine is so far progressed that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

The Malaysian doctor: not to be outdone, says 'KANINABEH!!!!.......You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains, out from Kep&l& B&t&s, and put him in the Parliament for 5 years, and now half the country is looking for work.'

NOW that is KANINABEH....beat that suckers!!!!!!!!

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