2 BEE or not 2 BEE..that is the question

Lovely poems to serenade your loved ones.....guarantee to work.....please memorise and use it as often as possible.....

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Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you
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Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not that far
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The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass and flowers too
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed away
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart
And I got a heart attack straight away
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God saw me hungry, HE created Pizza
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU
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There, there, no need to thank me.....here wishing you and your loved ones happiness always.....

2 every1 his/her own

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WHY THE FUCK??? & WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

Sometimes I wonder WHY some people like the act as they do....????

Elaboration of WHY & WHAT THE FUCK is as below:

Example 1
Company A has been awarded a huge job...everyone in the company is happy and is parctically over the moon...albeit the tough period ahead. Then the Goon enters and starts to direct everyone to do this, do that, do this, do that....doesn't the S.O.B. knows that he is throwing a spanner into the works instead of helping!!! WHY THE FUCK????? WHHHHY? The best joke of all is that he doesn't even fucking know what the fuck he is supposed to do at all. Tell me the truth dear readers....do you guys attend a meeting acting like Mr. know-it-all and end up saying "I DON'T KNOW" to the client's face? HAHAHAHAHA...the Goon in question did that...the best part was this....the client came and ask the people working for company A WHY THE FUCK did the Goon attend the meeting in the first place? HOW THE FUCK was the people working for Company A supposed to know WHY THE FUCK the Goon came, fucked up everything and left? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Anwyays...there are lots more to come from this Goon....thats my personal guarantee...oooppsss...did I mention personal...shit! now everyone knows I attended that meeting as well....WHY THE FUCK did I go and do that? hmmmm I wonder....

Example 2
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK is the Goon trying to accomplish by broadcasting internal matters to the general public? Doesn't he understands that he is dragging everyones face in the dirt as well....including himself? It's ok for himself cause he is a worthless shit anyway but why drag the whole company?

Does the Goon think that he can gain extra respect by doing so.....? I don't think so. I am contemplating whether or not to tell those involved WHAT THE FUCK exactly came out from the Goon's mouth.

Tell and everything will be busted and will sure be going to hell.....

Don't tell and I pity those involved...WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

I know someday, the Goon is going to self destruct...self destruct in the sense that all of his shit will come out in the open. I personally got set up by this Goon a few years back and from there on I have been trying my FUCKING BEST to avoid him at all cost and paying additional premium for ASS INSURANCE.

Do you guys believe in repercussions? from God or otherwise. I DO....I believe repercussions exist and will happen....maybe not to the originator directly but maybe to his/her later generation ( kids maybe ). To those who know what/who I am babbling about should know that this Goon and his partner has mouths worse then a chicken's backside and dirtier than a whore's cunt.....its very sad to say that the repercussion did not befall them but to other innocent party ( notice the singularity of the word "party" ).

Anyway, FATE IS WHAT WE MAKE and let nature take it's course.

2 every1 his/her own....I rest my case...the case of the MOTHERFUCKING GOON who likes to fuck up everything and then leave...WHY THE FUCK doesn't he just disappear and WHAT THE FUCK will it take for him to disappear.

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Every1's a Clown in BOLEHLAND

Cut and Paste this from an email I received recently...better to do this instead of voicing out in my personal way....hehehe

Excerpt goes like this.......

To: Works Minister of Malaysia, Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu ( Who the fuck is Samy? )

We, the undersigned, members of public and motorists in Klang Valley, Malaysia, wish to register our strongest protest against the latest announcement by the UMNO-led Government that toll will be increased in five main highways in Klang Valley with effective from 1st January 2007.

These five highways are Guthrie Corridor Expressway (GCE), Shah Alam Highway (KESAS), Damansara-Puchong Highway (LDP), Kuala Lumpur-Karak Highway and Cheras-Kajang Highway. ( what about the Tanjung Rambutan Highway? Should send the clowns there for a Brain Storming session )

The UMNO-led Government has signed concession agreements with the operator of these five highways i.e. Guthrie Corridor Expressway Sdn. Bhd., KESAS Sdn. Bhd., Lingkaran Trans Kota Sdn. Bhd., MTD Prime Sdn. Bhd. and Grand Saga Sdn. Bhd. and they are allowed to apply for review on toll charges after a certain period.

The recent 20%-60% toll rates hike must be condemned as it is of no difference from “highway robbery in broad daylight that sells out” the rights of motorists, consumers and ordinary Malaysians to big corporations, especially when the construction cost does not appear to justify the toll rates to be paid as follows:-

• RM 1.42 billion Lebuhraya Damansara-Puchong (LDP) with a concession period of 1996-2030, its toll rate rise from RM1 to RM1.60, an increase of 60 percent.
• RM 1.3 billion Kesas Highway with a concession period of 1993-2024, the toll rate increased from RM1.50 to RM2.20, a 46.7-percent hike.
• RM 336 million Cheras-Kajang Highway's with a concession period of 1995-2026, the toll rate increased by 30 cents - a hike of between 42.9 and 50 percent.
• RM 568 million Kuala Lumpur-Karak Highway with a concession period of 1994-2032, its toll rate increased between 20 and 25 percent; and
• RM 501 million Guthrie Corridor Expressway with a concession period of 2005-2035, its toll rate went up from RM1 to RM1.40 - a 40-percent increase.

We also wish to register our dissatisfactions over the toll hike when it is proven that the service quality provided by the concessionaires is unacceptable and unjustifiable for a toll hike. ( Yup....true very true....worse than Big Ear Holes )

Everyday, thousands of users of the highways often endure congestion at toll plazas which is a nightmare for motorists. It is outrageous that motorists in Klang Valley have to pay increased toll rates when there are in fact more traffic jams, poorer services and deterioration of roads on the highways. ( how I wish those motherfuckers try to travel without the use of Police Escorts......let them have a taste of what it is like to feel their balls boiling between their legs..if they have balls )

We also press for a full and complete review of such unfair privatization concession agreements, or demand that road tax be reduced to reflect the reduced financial commitments by the UMNO-led Government to building roads. ( 5 year planning....3 fucking years to build....use for 2 years and it becomes obselete....should shoot the motherfuckers for wasting the taxpayers moolah )

In September 2004, Works Minister, Datuk Seri Samy Vellu ( who the FUCK is this SAMY? somebody please tell me? I see his name mentioned here and there but till today I still DUNNO WHO THE FUCK IS HE!! ) said the UMNO-led Government had paid out RM 1.04 billion in compensation to highway concessionaires as part of efforts to offset toll increment over a five-year period from 1999. Therefore, we suggest that instead of keep on compensating these concessionaires untransparently in 5 to 6 years time in 2011 – 2013, it is more economically feasible to buy back the highways at cost, which would not only save the highway operators from going bankrupt, but also ensure a reasonable toll rate for all motorists as well as good service that is accountable to everyone.

We would like to remind the UMNO-led Government that they should not abuse the huge mandate given by the people to the UMNO-led Government during the last General Election. When the Prime Minister pledged for a clean, effective and people-oriented government, he must make sure he and his Cabinet really walk the talk. ( don't pin your hopes too high on this....MFs know how to talk only....a simple exercise of walking will always end up in the drain ).

Therefore, we also demand that the UMNO-led Government must respect public opinion by agreeing to a deferment of the unfair toll hike to allow for a full public study and understanding of its socio-economic and long-term implications of the toll hike.

For those who share the same aspirations with us, please also send this message to the relevant government authorities and highway concessionaires to protest against the unfair toll hike. Their telephone numbers and email addresses are as followed:

1. Guthrie Corridor Expressway: 603 - 6038 5052, 603 - 6038 5270, support@gce.com.my
2. KESAS Hotline: 603-5633 7188, email: mm@kesas.po.my
3. LDP Hotline: 603-7494 7333, 603-7494 7020, 603-7494 7000, email: info@litrak.com.my
4. MTD Capital: 603-6120 3322, 09-233 0100,
5. Grand Saga Hotline: 603-9075 0505
6. Dato Seri S. Samy Vellu, Ministry of Works, 603-27714004, menteri@kkr.gov.my
7. Dato' Syed Jamal bin Syed Jaafar, Secretary-General of the Ministry of Works, 603-27714020, SyedJamal@kkr.gov.my
8. Malaysia Highway Authority (Lembaga Lebuhraya Malaysia), 603-8737 3000 / 8738 3000, llm@llmnet.gov.my

Anyways, my personal opinion is that nothing will happen even if you write or call the above listed motherfuckers.....the best thing to do is to "accidentally" put a cross in the wrong box during the next Elections. No harm in having new faces and new management style for the next 4 years maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Way to go BOLEHLAND...SUPPORT BN ( Bila Naik? ) for never ending Barang Naik!!!!!

Now I have to go and crack my freaking head to convince my Company to give me a 60% pay increase to offset the pending hike of the thousand odd things that I need to use and buy every fucking month!!!!

2 every1 his/her own..........Barang Naik allllllll the waaaaayyyyyy!!! FUUUUUCK!

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