Friday, October 05, 2007

Screwed BIG TIME!!

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

"Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state - of- the-art method.

"Husband # 6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was, well you know the thing with the tongue........ God I miss him. "

But now that I've married you, I'm SOOOOO excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"

"You're with the "BOLEHLAND GOVERNMENT".. so this time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED from top to bottom and inside out."


2 every1 his/her OWN..............


Judy said...

Eh, Jamie, you really know how to laugh at your own joke hor.

I shy to say lah, but I don't really understand...I must chew on this but don't know can swallow or not! :P

Jamie said...

judy: its know where I am living right? the "G" where I stay is always screwing up itself and the population....hence the "SCREWED" big time thingy....HOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO