Sunday, September 16, 2007

Dedicated to A Great Man

Received this cracker quite some time ago but deleted it. Was wondering when I would get it back so that I can post it and dedicate it to the biggest bull shitter in BolehLand. A million thanks to Jenny ( a dear friend of mine ) who recently sent it to me via email. Can safely say that my dedication dream has been fulfilled with the below cracker ( until another one comes along..hehehe ).............

An Indian man died and went to heaven.

When he arrived at the heaven Gate Siva the God said, "Come on in. I'll show you around. You'll like it here."

Walking through the gates, the man noticed clocks everywhere!! There were grandfather clocks, wall clocks, watches, and clocks in every corner. It appeared that heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.

Surprised at how heaven looked, the man asked, "God Siva, what's the deal? Why are all these clocks here in heaven?"

God Siva replied, "The clocks keep track of things on earth. There is one clock for each person. Every time the person on earth tells a lie, his clock moves one minute."

"For instance, this clock is for Aru, the used car salesman. If you watch it closely, it will move. "Click" The minute hand on Aru's clock moved one minute. "Click" It moved another minute." Aru must be into closing a customer right now," said God Siva. "The minute hand on his clock moves all day."

The man and God Siva continued walking.

Soon, they came to a clock with cobwebs on the minute hand. "Whose clock is this?" asked the man.

That clock belongs to the Widow Achi. She is one of the finest, God-fearing, people on earth. I bet her clock hasn't moved in a year or two."

They continued walking and touring heaven. The man enjoyed watching the clocks of all his friends. When the tour was finished, the man said, "I've seen everyone's clock but Samy Vellu's. Where is his clock?

God Siva smiled, "Just look up. We use his clock as a ceiling fan."

I would like to clarify that there are a lot of bullshitter, bastards and con men living here in BolehLand. Therefore the author of this post is deemed to have no personal liability if the COMMON name of SAMY VELLU has any resemblance to the living or dead ( I think he doesn't gives a shit )

A toast to the greatest bullshitter, biggest gangster and man with the fakest looking mop for a wig who ever lived "TIUNYAAAASEEEENG!!!! errr sorry...should be NYAMASENG!!! err sorry...yaaamseng ( hope the bastard choke to death )...there finally got it right....pheeew..

2 every1 his/her OWN.....and may the bastard go the way of the dinosaurs real soon...


genius said...

haha, i like this joke. cant believe such a person can be our leader. anyway, leader need to lie wisely or else it cant be leader.

Jamie said...

genius: No wonder our bosses always lie to us maximum...are they trying to take over Samy bastard's place?

Leaders woh? Leaders woh? HAHAHAHAHA

Judy said...

Jamie, you sound like you are very 'faan' (fedup) at work alledi! Wah, the fan means the guy lies so much that the wings of the fan moves around quick is it? This joke went over my head....sorry! But I get the gist of your mood from the swear word! :P

Jamie said...

judy: yup..I am very faan at work due to all the nonsensical issues that keep cropping up.

Judy, I know you have been away quite long liao so I am explaining this for your benefit....this Samy fella is a "G" man who is causing great inconveniences to the general public with his stupid remarks and actions...

A lot of us here wish that he goes to hell asap...kekekeke

marsha said...

pua ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

Jamie said...