Thursday, September 13, 2007

Waaakakakakaka

Received the below via email from my God Sister ( thanks Pam ). Though of posting it because it relates so freaking much to the way my company does things ( especially the last part about "Top Management"..waaakakakaka )...read and see if it relates to yours...

Put about 100 bricks in no particular order in a closed room with an open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the Accounts Department.

If they are recounting them. Put them in Auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in Engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in Planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other. Put them in Operations.

If they are sleeping. Put them in Security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces.Put them in Information Technology.

If they are sitting idle. Put them in Human Resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved.Put them in Sales.

If they have already left for the day. Put them in Marketing.

If they are staring out of the window. Put them on Strategic Planning.

Last but not least....the BEST OF THE BEST..
If they are standing around talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. Congratulate them and put them in Top Management.

WAAAAAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAAAAAA...

2 every1 his/her OWN...............

5 comments:

Judy said...

Wakakakakak until so loud. You obviously agree wholeheartedly with this, especially the one about Top Management.

Hehehehe......true lah.

Jamie said...

yup...very,very totally agree!!! HAHAHAHAHA...T.M. always lik ethis ma...talk, talk, talk and talk but in the end no proactive action at all....HAHAHAHAHAHA

marsha said...

no lah, you enter the room and if you ask the top managmeent why no brick has been moved, they start asking other people why they didn't move the bricks lor.

genius said...

haha, 101% agreed

Jamie said...

marsha: you are spot on...as I said...know how to talk only...TNM

genius: our T.M. so fullofSHIT!!!