Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Business School

What they don't teach you at Business School....

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office very much, but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, "THE BASTARD USED COINS!"

Management lesson:
Always consider a proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

Three guesses to you guys to figure out where ( meaning which business organization ) I learnt the above ( didn't literally got screwed in the arse )...hehehehehe...easy only maaaa......

2every1 his/her OWN.....................

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