Sunday, May 13, 2007

Office Phrases

Ever wondered what if FYI, FYA and so on? well below are some of the commonly used phrases and their actual, remember and use them wisely....

1) For your information (FYI) -I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.

2) For your action (FYA) - I don't know what to do with this, so I'm passing this shit to you.

3) Noted and returned - I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it for a while.

4) Review and comment - Do the dirty work so that I can forward it and sign off with my name.

5) Action please - Get yourself involved. Don't worry, I'll claim the credit.

6) For your necessary action - It's your headache now. Woohoo!!!

7) CC to - Here's a share of the headache.

8) BCC to - I'm telling someone important that I'm working and sharing the headache with you.

9) For your approval, please - Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.

10) Action is being taken and will revert in due time - I lost your correspondence and still trying to locate it. Bother me next week!!!

11) Please discuss - I don't know what this is all about. So please brief me.

12) For your immediate action - Do it NOW! Or we'll all get into trouble!!!

13) Please reply soon - Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient because of you!

14) I am investigating/ processing your request with the relevant departments - They are causing the delay, not me!

15) Thanks & Regards - Thanks for reading all this bullshit.

2every1 his/her OWN.................

OOOooops....and to all the mums out there...HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!

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