Saturday, March 24, 2007

NEVER make a Woman Angry!!

This post is specially dedicated to all the beautiful ladies in my live.........

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven.

While she was waiting for SaintPeter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waitingfor you! Good to see you.

"When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderfulplace! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked. "Love.

"The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived."I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

"pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi ", she replied.

Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry...

There will be Hell to pay!

NB: For your info: The longest word currently listed in Oxford dictionary is the supposed lung-disease........pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters!!).

NEVER EVER make a woman angry!

2every1 his/her own..........................

5 comments:

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

'Hell hart no fury like a women scorn' I for once will never never made a women fury, you will end up either sleeping alone ( which I don't like )or worse still sleep out in the car park!!!

genius said...

it's a lung disease.

pheumon(o) is something to do with lung.

ultra mean very/extreme

microscopic mean very small/tiny

silico is something to do with silicon/silica

volcano is volcano

coni is something to do with dust

osis is just a common suffix for all the biology terms XD

the mean is a (tiny) dust from volcano get into the lung and cause a disease. :)

Jamie said...

aiyooo...no wonder you are a genius la Genius.....Imy tongue alos got twisted liao trying to pronounce the whatchamitcalit word.....sheeeesh

marsha said...

You mean there IS such a word? What the hell does it mean lah??

marsha said...

oh, just read genius' post!! wahlaueh....