BLOGS!!!! the in thing nowadays. A place where one can voice out what is on their mind, share information, knowledge and the list is infinite.

People sometimes ask me if I am not afraid getting "caught" for what I write in my blog......my answer is WTF ( generally translated as WHAT THE FUCK )!

What f*#king proof that they have that its written by me? So what if they can trace it back to my IP address or my mac address for that matter? Could there be any possibility that someone used my comp while I was away and posted my handsome picture on the blog? Maybe a pervert likes to keep my pics on his/her comp and started a blog using my name right? The possibility is endless, thats why I always say "WTF".

One good thing came out of this is that I have learnt to respect someone who actually acknowledged his flaws on the net and apologised for it....not many homosapiens can do that...for that I salute the person in question.

My sincere advise to all of you out there who has interest to start a blog is....PLEASE DO! No one has the right to deny you your rights. Don't be too afraid of repercussions ( there might be )...hey, this might be just the only avenue for you to express yourself as well as keeping sane.

Recently there has been rumours that the Goverment is trying to advice bloggers what to write and what not to write in their blogs...my answer is a BIG "WTF"! Even communist countries don't practise that! Can freedom of speech on the net be curbed? I do not think so...a surefire way to curb it is to BAN internet altogether, BAN the freaking media as well, start distributing propaganda leaflets and might as well start World War 3 while they are at it.

Up theirs and anyone else's if they think that it is in their power to stop people's God given right.....2every1 his/her own....period!!!!

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Do you feel like drowning sometimes with the escalating cost of living? don't know about you but I DO!!!! that fact coupled with the yearly increments that one MIGHT get from the company.....sometimes makes one feel like commiting Hara Kiri...F*CK! Let's do some simple calculations ok? here goes nothing...1 increment x 100 inflated items = A gaping arse ( correct me if I am wrong ).

Bonuses and Increments are a norm for discussion come year end.....some might be contented and some might be deflated but what can one do? it's the way of life, the culture that we have no choice but get ourselves adapted to or else its the famous" GET YOUR BLOOMING ARSE OUT OF THE DOOR" / " NOBODY IS INDESPENSIBLE " response.

How many of you guys have actually voiced out your displeasure to "higher" beings? I think not many of us will have the balls required to do so for the fear of repercussion(s) right?....HEY! for every blooming action, there is an equal an opposite reaction.....in other words...DO YOU WANNA DIE? I can 110% say that not everyone who is well off will understand the needs of normal homosapiens like us.....some of them were not even born with a silver spade in their arse but time and figures in their bank accounts have already blurred their visions about the hardships and frustrations that one has to face making ends meet or feeding their kids or servicing the house/car loan. Approach them and you might get a ticking off for not knowing how to friggin manage your monthly expenses......" who bloody told you to drive a 1.6/2.0 litre car? " So? freaking bicycle to work is it? Hey, to tell the truth I don't fucking mind dude....better then to get slapped with unwarranted parking summons. There are some companies which has even calculated the amount of expenditure that one is supposed to utilize for a certain period of time, bloody zone out each individuals working area and allocated a fixed amount for what I term it as " the HOLE lump sum ( HOLE in my arse is more like it )". So? a certain fixed amount might be adequate for certain people doing certain type of work but can it be generalised for all? "F" me dead dude! for example can it be generalise that having sex twice a week be adequate for the whole f&Ck*ng world? Some buggers need to have sex 3 times a day just to keep their blooming eyes open! 2 glasses of beer is more than enough for some but for others they require 2 freaking barrels just to look sane! Anyway, I rest my case....2every1 his/her own. I am just a normal person, trying my best to live an ordinary life. Bottoms up / Cheers / Yam Seng / Kan Pei to each and everyone who is of the same situation like me...............like the Roman Gladiators used to say "WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE.....SALUTE YOU" and "UP YOURS" to those who deserve it.

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Plucked this from one of my emails.....i know this China Girls syndrome is super popular nowadays. For you Romeos out there, this is one hell of a super way to confirm a lay....read and learn :

I got this frend Ahpek, he just got to know one China Piao mei who is in Malaysia on "vacation" so after a few days going out with this Piao mei then one day Ahpek asked the Piao mei :

Ahpek : Piao mei ar ... we go out so many days ledi wor .... when you wanna lemme wat wat u jek?
Piao mei : Ahpek ar .... you so fast wanna wat wat me meh? I only know you for a few days only worrr
Ahpek : a few days still not long enuff to show my sincerity meh? I really lafu you wan worr
Piao mei : Still not enuff ler .... there is something you havent done yet ler ....
Ahpek : What is that jek? faster tell me ... i fast fast go do!
Piao mei : All my frends mia bf all got buy them jewelry wan wor ... but you ...
Ahpek : Say no more! I bring you go buy now!

Ahpek then bring Piao mei go Kedai Emas Poh Kong .... you should see the glow on Piao mei's face when she enters Poh Kong dat time.




As Ahpek enters the shop, he loud loud tok to the small counter clerk :

Ahpek : Eh ... ask your Manager come! I want buy diamond ring for my gf!

Later the Manager come with 2 packs of Drinho Packet drink ....

Manager : Boss, sit down and have a drink first ... we slow slow tok ok?
Ahpek : Eh lu Manager har? then bring me a very spesel diamong ring! i wanna buy for my pretty gf here.
Manager : Wuah! you really "sik foh" (know your stuffs) ... know how to come to our place asking for diamond ring! our diamond ring very fehmes wan! Nah boss .... this one 3 carats, very shinny diamond .... after discount i gibe lu RM5,000 ok anot?
Ahpek : I think you no skool much wan la! which part of " Very Spesel" you dont understand? 3 carat?!!! My maid's diamond ring also more than 3 carats la!!!
Manager : Wuahh!!!! very little peeple so expert like you wan ler boss! I like you very much! Nah what about this? this wan 5 carats .... after discount RM13,000 only.
Ahpek : What discount discount? I dunwan those got discount discount wan! bring me something without discount!


Manager : Wuahh!!! ok ok I understand ledi boss! You really come to the right place liow! I recomen you this 10 carats diamond ring! This ring last time owned by itu HK Singer Kenny B mia ex wife wan ... this one made from the precious blue diamond from Egypt, only our shop got this! This one knot gibe discount ... the price is RM90,000
Ahpek : Hmmm ... lidis lar i like! come come lemme take a look

*Ahpek then pass it to the Piao mei and ask her :*

Ahpek : How baobei? you like this one anot? last time Kenny B's ex wife also wear before wan leh ...
Piao mei : I like Ahpek! I like!

*Ahpek then pass back the ring to the Manager and said :*

Ahpek : ok la ... I take this one ... just now you said RM90,000 izzit ?
Manager : Yes boss, RM90,000 .... no discount
Ahpek : Ok lar .. my gf here love the ring very much .... i take it la!
Manager : Tenkiu boss!!! How would you like to pay? with Cash or card boss?
Ahpek : Cash? lu siao har? who walk on the street with 90k in their poket wan?
Manager : soli soli ... then you pay card izzit?
Ahpek : Pay card??!!! you know how high is the interest anot??!! diu!
Manager : Then?
Ahpek : Lidis lar .. I give you cek ok? you no need to gimme the ring 1st .... today is saturday mah bank alredi closed so u wait till monday only go bank take money la! the cek cleared ledi only i come and take the ring ok anot?
Manager : Ohhh ... lidat ok la! ok set boss, later monday your cek cleared ledi I will call you to come and take the ring ok?
Ahpek : dont call so early hor! I dont wakeup till 12pm wan.
Manager : Yes sir! I know sir.

*Then Ahpek issued the cek and hand it over to the Manager then Ahpek and Piao mei left the shop ...... 2 days later (Monday) the Manager called Ahpek on his handphone : *

Manager : Oi Cilaka lu! your account left RM18.02 only la! Diu! you where got money to buy a RM90,000 ring??!!!
Ahpek : I know my account no money wor ... I pretend to wanna buy my gf the ring only mah ... Knot ah?
Manager : Wuah you farker! If your gf know you are dem pokai I sure she will dump 9 u straight away!
Ahpek : AAhhh .... dat one I know ledi laa ... tell you something you derno lar .... you know how nice she serbis-ED me on Saturday and Sunday anot?


WUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!


WARNING : Kids, pls dont try this on your own ok? Ahpek is a trained propesionel .... hes higly trained to do this kinda stunts wan ..... if you are not highly trained like him, you might end up getting vietnam rose or saigon trumpet wan! Dun say i neber warn you ok?! 2 every1 his/her own

Sorry to say tha the "funny" sort of written english is only comprehensible to residents of Malaysia and Singapore only........

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Swish Swoosh....Swish Swoosh..poof..poof...pooooof!! There! finally finished dusting off the cobwebs from my blog. Have to apologise for the long period of inactivity cause been quite bogged down with oversea assigments.....even had a case of writers "blog" ( couldn't resist the pun...hehehe ). Anyway I have posted a photo of mua which was taken in Shanghai ( no need to look with a magnifying glass....my zipper is in the up and locked position )....forgot the name of the place where I took this photo though.

Shanghai is a very beautiful place with beautiful people albeit the widespread commercialization and dusty atmosphere. One can get superb "original" imitation products here but one have to be careful of the conmen, pickpockets and beggars who congregate in abundance waiting for the chance to "ambush" an unsuspecting prey. I was there with my colleague and a couple of clients of mine.....we visited Shanghai after stopping over at Dalian ( another beautiful and serene place ). Sad to say that 2 of my clients fell prey to conmen who approached them with the offer of high quality imitation goods at dirt cheap prices. They were led away by the conmen to some obscure backlane ( till today I still wonder at the size of their balls which must be like 16 lbs reactive bowling balls....each! ), passed 2 locked and guarded doors and finally into a room where other preys were ooooohing and aaaahing over the imitation goods. They told me afterwards that it was at that point where the uncomfortable feeling started to creep in...........after some time wasting tastics, coupled with an Oscar winning performance by the 2 in question, they then tried to politely decline buying the goods but to no avail. They each ended up paying double the market rate for cheap looking fakes which you won't even give to your ex ( some might ).....but wait! the story doesn't end here....they were then led to a adjourning sleazy joint for......BINGO! you got it right the first time....GIRLS!!!!!!

The selection process is thus:
A girl enters ( scantily dressed ), shakes your hand, intro herself, orders a drink from the Bar, smiles and bats her eye lids at the same time giving you an eyeful of her assets as well......then the captain will ask if she to your taste? NO? out she goes and in comes another chinese beauty. The said process takes only 5 minutes tops! My poor clients were there for about an hour plus and ended up paying nearly 500USD for the drinks only.....sheeesh.....talk about being fleeced! Couldn't help much as they were warned to be careful beforehand....anyway 2 every1 his/her own right? I wish that they could have taken some photos of the scantily dressed ladies of the night for oogling purposes after their ordeal....hmmm wonder what I would have done if I were to be in their place.

Anway, I fully recommend everyone a trip there at least once. Shopping/spending money is a must...even if you are not the buying type. I plan to bring my wifey there next year together with a few of my colleagues.....hafta to start saving from now....hmmm....I wonder if my company's bonus and increment will be better this time round?

ALOOOOO...talk about bonus and increments.....will have it as my next post topic ( anticipating loads of "anonymous" comments ). till the next time.....here is wishing all of you to be in the Pink of Health and Warm of Day!

Sayonara for now.........................

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Just got back from a super getaway with my company. Kudos to the organizer(s) for putting together such a nice package.

The place which we went to is very famous worldwide for its beaches, historical landmarks, beautiful people, splendid shopping, bombs, etc. Did I "accidentally" wrote the word "BOMBS"? Sad to say that the beautiful place that we went to was riddled with terrorist attacks. I was wondering to myself....what kinda message were they trying to get across? was it about religion? or was it for some of their forgotten colleagues? I presumed that it can't be for the money because the influx of tourist to the particular place in question is quite spectacular in number. No doubt, bombing and killing "foreigners" will attract a lot of media attention BUT will the end result be achieved? I am very sad to say that the epitome " 2 every1 his/her OWN" really apllies here.

I was walking around and came across a few sloganed T-Shirts with the words " FUCK TERRORIST" and MAAAAN was I tempted to buy 1 for myself but did not have the balls to be a mobile advertising billboard for the fear of really losing my balls. Even when roaming the streets at night, I could see that some places were a hive of activity BUT one will get a sense of earieness when walking pass those so called drinking holes/happening places as we were quite taken aback seing that they were only packed with tourist...where the hell did the locals go? Did they get an early warning of another bomb attack? or all of them happened to go home at the same time for their own bombing in the toilet prior to us walking pass? Really gave me the creeps.

Hey, why go kill a booming economy by bombing? is the influx of tourist such a bad influence? even prostitution rakes in foreign currency right? I know that I will get fried for this statement but here goes nothing.........most of us will be surprised that prostitution can be considered one of the main contributor to certain economies ( if their takings can be revealed without any taxation ...hehehehe ) but hey, 2 every1 his/her OWN.

Anyway, at least I know that me and my fellow colleagues have contributed indirectly to their livelyhood by spending a lot of our hard earned cash buying items we consider(ed) "SUPER BARGAINS" and of which 80% knowingly will end up in the use later heap.

It was great spending quality time with my colleagues, it was great knowing who will turn into "the Devil" after a few mugs of beers, it was great knowing the other side of everyone, it was great letting loose and acting the goose, etc. I hope that it was as great for all of you as it was for me. Looking forward to future getaways........a team building program would be good....what say all of you guys and gals in question?

Cheerios!!!

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