Have you ever been in an argument with women and try as hard as you might, you find that you cannot end it?
Have you ever slept on the couch when you already have permission from GF or Wifey to go out drinking with the boys?
Well, I have some interpretations of what women say and what it actually means. Please DO NOT take the explanations as true and correct as it is only based on my “survey” and marriage experience….
Just remember that women are beautiful creations of God BUT difficult creatures to comprehend…here goes my life…hehehehe
When a WOMAN says :
FINE : This is just a word women use to end an argument or need you to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES : If she is getting dressed, this normally means half and hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five minutes to watch the game BEFORE helping out around the house.
NOTHING : This usually is the calm before the storm. This should mean “something” and you should be on your guard. Arguments that begin with “Nothing” usually ends with “Fine”.
GO AHEAD : This is a dare, NOT PERMISSION. DON’T DO IT for Christ’s sake.
LOUD SIGH : This is NOT a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”
THAT’S OKAY : This is one of the most DANGEROUS statement that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” generally means that she wants to think hard and long before deciding HOW and WHEN you are going to PAY for your mistake.
THANKS : A woman is just thanking you. DO NOT QUESTION HER. Just say you’re welcome and shut up.
WHATEVER : It is a woman’s way of saying FUCK YOU!!!
Please be again warned that the above are by no means accurate for all women. Use it at your own risk…just remember thatyou have been FOREWARNED!
2 every1 his/her OWN………………………
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Women, God's Wonderful Creation
Vrooom Vrrrrooooom
Woke up today feeling a tad under the weather….dunno why…
Maybe its because of the Project Coordination Meeting every Wednesday…
Maybe its because my arse is getting itchy….starting to miss riding bikes. Planning to have a talk with wifey to get me another bike but I seriously doubt if she would let me.
One thing about me is I am a bit of a speed freak…
People who don’t know me find it very difficult to be a passenger of mine…kekekeke. My record up Genting Highlands was 45 minutes flat where I smoked the notorious taxi drivers during the process. Hey, I don’t deny that I drive fast but I drive safe as well.
Wifey was initially complaining like hell but has since gotten used to it because she knows that I incorporate a lot of defensive driving tactics in my driving style…..and I DO NOT drive fast whenever my kids are in the car.
I used to waste a lot of money on car and engine modifications when I was young but not now. Nowadays I prefer the smooth and comfortable ride that my Chevvy junk provides….no more bolt ons, no more lowering, no nothing…standard is the word of the day here…heck, even my audio set is the original one.
Back to bikes…
How I miss going on convoy with friends…missed the caressing feelings of air on my face….missed the screaming sound of the Yoshimura exhausts.
The list of bikes which I previously owned are as such:
1) Honda C70 ( given to me by my late Uncle )
2) Suzuki Panther
3) Kawasaki ZXR 750 ( H model )
4) Suzuki SRAD 1100
5) Honda Shadow 600
6) Naza Blade 260 ( this one was a stoooopid buy )
Boy, did I have fun on my babies…..
As mentioned, I seriously doubt that wifey will let me buy another superbike….not since I accidentally smoked her "kau kau" on the highway…hehehehehe.
The incident happened one day while wifey was on her way to work. She was happily driving on the fast lane but well within the speed limit of 110 km/h when I suddenly overtook her and was gone from her line of sight within a few seconds. I think I was doing easily about 220 km/h at that time. Reached my project site in no time and saw a few missed calls from wifey on my mobile….called her back and my ears never felt the same since then…hehehehe.
Maybe will start my plan rolling by slowly bringing up the subject on superbikes with wifey and play by ear from there…..wish me luck!!
2 every1 his/her OWN…………..
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
There’s a thing in my pocket, its not one thing but many,
It has no voice but can speak a thousand words,
If you feed it, it will grow,
…..that’s some of the catchy lines from Nokia’s N95 advert..
Another one of my favourite advert is Wah Lai Toi’s "The Magnificent Shiny Disc Hero"..
"Aloo Auntie, thai chor mei?" ( auntie, oledi seen this show ar? )
"thai chor laaar" ( seen already laaaar )
"Yau mow? Cing wah chut, yit lat lat woh…auntie, 9 chai lei keh…nine you know, nine..lei chi tou meh hai nine mow?" ( True or nooot? New show woh, hot from the oven woh....its a DVD 9 auntie, u know what is a DVD 9? )
"THAI CHOR LAAAAR!!!" ( Seen already laaaar…blardy hell!! )
The above two adverts are at present my fav….for your info, there is a few versions of “The Magnificent Shiny Disc Hero” and I will always try to keep a lookout for them whenever I am watching telly….the guy chosen for the Hero role is great! Really looks the part of a Jinjang Joe DVD seller…HAHHAHAAHA..my hats off to Wah Lai Toi..
Now comes the one that I dislike the most…its from Intel..
Starts by showing a Chinese girl with a afro hairdo dancing some weird looking steps to the tunes of one of the most irritating music I have ever heard….DUMBO!
The freakin ad then ends with the catch phrase of “Intel Core Two Duo, Multiply your Life” ( multiply my arse is more like it!! )…aarrrrrggg! Wonder which moron in this universe approved the advert? Can it be Bill? Has Bill finally gone bonkers?
But come August, my eyes will always be wide open to catch any new adverts on telly which will generally be geared towards our Independence Day. I somehow find the adverts ( by Petronas, TNB, to name a few ) to be very meaningful and carefully thought out….kudos to the advert house behind the production.
Till then and don’t tell me that you have "THAI CHOR LAAAAR!!!"
2 every1 his/her OWN………………..
Monday, August 06, 2007
Fix It Again Tony ( F.I.A.T. )
Booked a holiday package with Air Asia in March for Langkawi. Had to call them for reconfirmation on the package due to the long lead time involved. I ended up calling 3 different numbers before getting the correct one because of super tai chi tactics...
I thought to myself...pheeew...finally got the correct one. Sad to say that my joy was short lived.....can you imagine that the freaking line was engaged for more that half an hour before I got my call thru…bugger!
They even went so far as to insulted my intelligence by telling me that the lines were engaged due to over whelming response towards their promotion…FULAT! What over whelming response? To where? Shenzen? Pity the guy on the other end, his ears must be damn hot after listening to the crap which I unleashed on him…hehehehehe
Come on la Air Asia….cheap fares might be appealing to the general crowd BUT lousy after sales service will put people off as well…..reinvest some of the profit intelligently la Mr. Tony Fernandez. You are too bloody rich to be a stooopid lousy bum la bro.
Can you imagine the way(s) that Air Asia comes up with making moolah? The latest con job that they have in their repertoire is called "Express Boarding"
"Express Boarding" simply means paying RM20 per person for the privilege to board 5 minutes earlier so that one can chose seats to their liking, i.e. extra leg room, first in-first out ( for kiasu ), etc. The Express Boarders will take precedence over the elderly and disabled OR people traveling with kids….MA FULAT! For me, nothing is as important as the elderly and kids la. Wonder how old is Mr. Tony Fernandez’s parents? Nothing beats the business acumen of a moolah making moron huh?
Keep up the shitty support la Air Asia, so we can see what might OR can happen to organizations that treat their customers like dirt after concluding a sale. Maybe some bitch slappin’ for the morons at AA is the order for the day here….woooohoooooo.
By the way, are we looking at another Proton here? Fleece and con so that right and left pocket can eat?
Fleecing the public on flights by selling shitty snacks at super exorbitant price is already bad enough…sure hope they don’t bloody skimp on the aircraft maintenance as well.
"Pay Peanuts Get Monkeys" applies here huh……bloody hell..
I sincerely doubt if another GoHoliday package will be on the cards for me. Will be willing to reconsider if the buggers at AA improve on their after sales support/service but for the time being its…ptuuuui!!!
2 every1 his/her OWN……………
Radiation Anyone?
Was watching the Discovery Channel yesterday…a 2 hour program simply titled “Hiroshima”
We, the viewers were taken on a step by step account of the devastation caused by the bomb. What really moved me was seeing the horror and pain etched on Enola Gay’s crew ( the plane which delivered the package ) after witnessing the detonation….
"We couldn’t see the exact damage because clouds of dust and debris was everywhere"
"The flash itself was just for a brief moment…how could it cause such devastation?"
" 45 seconds, all it took was 45 seconds for the bomb to reach Ground Zero"
The scene of destruction in Hiroshima which was taken by amateur cameramen immediately after the detonation left me speechless. Especially moving was the accounts of two Japanese bank clerks….they were shielded from the blast by the earthquake proof structure of the bank that they were in. Bruised, battered and injured by flying shrapnel, they emerged after the blast to see bodies everywhere…naked burning bodies on top of one another. It seems that the rush hour in Hiroshima contributed to the heavy death toll. The exact figure could not even be estimated….such was the devastation of the bomb. 
I remember reading somewhere that the Enola Gay’s pilot went loony after the destruction with the knowledge that he was partly to blame ( this was not mentioned nor confirmed during the show ).
The questions that keep popping up in my mind are:
1) Is it necessary to deliver such devastation?
2) Are the results well worth it?
3) The decision to deliver…human or inhuman?
It is a known fact that WW2 was tearing up the world....resources and finances were being stretched thin...BUT does it give any nation the power to play GOD? Still cannot blooming comprehend the factor behind the decision as of this post.
The passed event got my rusty brain clanking, thinking about what would be the consequences if they chose to "let go" during present times?
Firepower of major countries are at max with the technology and know how available today. Let’s face it, Mother Earth will not survived another World War. Let’s hope that the powers that be exercise patience, tolerance and common sense before they decide to play GOD again…..
How well prepared are we to survive another nuclear fallout? Just take the Chernobyl episode as an example…
- Deformed babies
- Infertility
- Cancer
- Etc
Someone, somewhere is always right….let’s hope and pray hard that they are wrong this time around.
2 every1 his/her OWN…………
