Monday, October 16, 2006


Ever heard the phrase "GO TO HELL" or "IT's SO HEAVENLY" or something along that line? Well, I had the chance to receive a splendid email defining the EXACT meaning of Heaven and Hell. Below is the excerpt from that particular mail for all to share......

"The following is an actual question given on a Washington State University chemistry exam.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic absorbs heat)?Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:-
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,Extinct...... Leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night,Teresa kept shouting"OH MY GOD."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A" .

By that, I perceived that a lot of us now has a clearer picture of what is Heaven and what is Hell right?

So? where would you wanna be?

2every1 his/her own.........................OH MY GOD!

4 comments:

genius said...

read this before you make up your mind.

Bill Gates died. He was sent to the Afterlife Waiting Room. He was met by
St. Peter, who asked him if he wanted to go to Heaven or Hell, and if he'd
like to see them before he decided. Bill said yes, and St. Peter snapped his
fingers. They appeared on a sunny beach, with people dancing, swimming, and
playing volleball. Just basically having a wonderful time. Good food, good
music, good people. Bill turns to St. Peter and says, "Wow, Heaven is great!"
St. Peter says, "This isn't Heaven, it's Hell. Want to see Heaven?" Mr. Gates
nods yes, and they appear in a shady park, with a few old people sitting on
benches feeding birds. A gentle breeze blows by, and all is quiet and serene.
St. Peter asks Bill, "Well, which would you like?" Bill thinks for a minute,
and says, "Well, if this is Heaven, then I will take Hell." Instantly, he was
plunged up to his neck in red-hot lava, the screams of other tortured souls
filling his ears. He looks up, and sees St. Peter in the waiting room. Bill
calls out to him, and said, "Hey! What's going on? Where's the beach? The
bikini-clad women? The party?" St. Peter turns from his Macintosh to face
Bill, and says, "That was just the demo."

genius said...

read this before you make up your mind.

Bill Gates died. He was sent to the Afterlife Waiting Room. He was met by
St. Peter, who asked him if he wanted to go to Heaven or Hell, and if he'd
like to see them before he decided. Bill said yes, and St. Peter snapped his
fingers. They appeared on a sunny beach, with people dancing, swimming, and
playing volleball. Just basically having a wonderful time. Good food, good
music, good people. Bill turns to St. Peter and says, "Wow, Heaven is great!"
St. Peter says, "This isn't Heaven, it's Hell. Want to see Heaven?" Mr. Gates
nods yes, and they appear in a shady park, with a few old people sitting on
benches feeding birds. A gentle breeze blows by, and all is quiet and serene.
St. Peter asks Bill, "Well, which would you like?" Bill thinks for a minute,
and says, "Well, if this is Heaven, then I will take Hell." Instantly, he was
plunged up to his neck in red-hot lava, the screams of other tortured souls
filling his ears. He looks up, and sees St. Peter in the waiting room. Bill
calls out to him, and said, "Hey! What's going on? Where's the beach? The
bikini-clad women? The party?" St. Peter turns from his Macintosh to face
Bill, and says, "That was just the demo."

Jamie said...

genius : Bill Gates got what was coming to him....demo version and NEVER TRUST products from Microsoft! Demo this la, demo that la, beta version la, alpha la, gamma la...die of radiation baru tau!!!

cutebanana said...

haha, seriously funny shit...you 2 are damm great jokers... :)