Been reading the newspapers and it got me thinking on what the hell is going on nowadays..........where has all the moral values and human virtues gone??!!!!

Also been talking to friends over a couple of beers and found out that its quite a norm these days for what we term it as "THE PREDATOR AND ALIEN" syndrom. Let me elaborate a bit on this so called syndrom. In my line ( construction & projects ) there are the subcontractors and suppliers...they are the ALIENS. On the other side there are the Consultants, Main Contractors and Project Management companies....these we classify as PREDATOR(S).

A friend of mine informed us that his Boss just got a death threat.......the reason was the Predator Boss ( herein referred to a "A" ) tried to hvuck around with the payments due to some pitiful, ignorant and illiterate Aliens who were working for him. The reason for this anomality was......payments to Predator A was witheld by a fellow Predator Consultant ( herein reffered to as "B" ). That is why Predator A though it was fair to pass on this shortfall to the ignoramous Aliens on his payroll as he will be minimizing his risk and will be maximizing his profits if the bottom of the project falls out. What he didn't have was the simple foresight to bloody foresee the repercussions that normally comes with hvucking around with people/humans/homosapiens........

At first we didn't understand what the fuss was all about.....really got hvuck by my friend before he started to explain. Please read his elaboration below......FYI I recorded it and typed it out word for word :

" WHAT LE FUCK! YOU BUNCH OF STUPID HOLES....SIMPLE THING LIKE THAT OSO DUNNO MEH? DUNNO, DUN WANNA UNDERSTAND OR WHAT? NEVER GO TO SCHOOL AR? AIYAAAAAA...WHY SO MENGNGONG? OK LAH...LET ME EXPLAIN IT TO YOU LA.....GIVE YOU A SAMPLE OK? NOW YOU WORKING IN A COMPANY RIGHT? THEY GIVE YOU PENCIL, PEN, HAILIGHTER, PAPER, COMPUTER, PHOSTAT MACHINE, TOILET PAPER, ETC ALL TO USE RIGHT?

Of course!...we answered in unison.

OKOKOK...NOT SO LOUD LA...MY EAR OSO PAIN LIAO LA...SO DAMN NEAR OSO TALK SO LOUD...YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER NEVER TEACH YOU MEH? BACK TO THE SUBJECT K?......LETS SAY THAT YOU THINK THAT ITS NORMAL FOR THE COMPANY TO GIVE YOU EVERYTHING THAT YOU NEED TO USE FOR WORKING RIGHT? BUT AT THE END OF THE MONTH THEY POTONG ( CUT ) YOUR SALARY FOR THE THINGS THAT THEY GIVE YOU, WHICH YOU SUPPOSED TO USE DAILY, WHICH YOU THINK WERE TO BE SUPPLIED FOC ....HOW WILL YOU FEEL AR? AIYAAAAAA....HOW AR? DIE LAH THIS TIME...I HEAR THE LETTER GOT SAY THEY WANT TO KIDNAP MY BOSS CHILDREN AND RAPE HIS WIFE, MOTHER AND GLANMOTHER OSO WOH....HOW LAH? I SCARED THE RAPE ME OSO WOH...MY HOLE STILL VIRGIN WOH! HEY HOW LAH...YOU FELLOWS NOT YET ANSWER ME MA.....HOW YOU FEEL IF YOUR SALARY GET POTONG"ED" AT THE END OF THE MONTH BECAUSE OF USING THE COMPANIES THINGS TO DO WORK. FOR ME, I WILL GET VELY, VELY ANGRY OSO WHAT! THINK I AM SOHAI AR? THINK I AM BANK NEGARA AR? THINK I GOT SHARE IN THE COMPANY TO FINANCE THE PROJECT AR? FULAT! AIYOOO......I OSO TIU LIKE MAD WHEN MY CLAIM LATE SOMEMORE POTONG MY SALARY AR? HOW CAAAAN? YOU GUYS HOW AR? WHAT YOU THINK AR?

We answered in unison...." No comment" as we have not come across the said situation before. We also advised him to elephant/epoxy glue up his arse.

AIYAAA....MATI KONGKEK LIAO LA THIS TIME.....I OSO DONT UNDERSTAND WHY MY BOSS WANT TO DO THAT TO THE SUBCON. THEY NOT SO SMART LIKE ME MA....NEVER STUDY SO HIGH MA...THEY OSO CANNOT TALK ENGLISH SO GOOD LIKE ME MA.....WHAT MY BOSS SAY THEY OSO DUN UNDERSTAND, JUST SHAKE HEAD UP AND DOWN ALL THE TIME. GET P.O. OSO DUNNO WHAT THE P.O. GOT WRITE. IF P.O. SAY THAT THEY AGREE TO GIVE THE WIFE, MOTHER AND GLANMOTHER OSO THEY DUN KNOW....JUSY BLINDLY ACCEPT AND SIGN WITH THEIR CHEAP IMITATION PORSHE DESIGN PEN ( THEY TELL ME THEY BUY IN TIONGCOCK ( CHINA )...VELY CHEAP...30 PIECES ONLY RM20 ONLY LAAA). VELY SUSAH LA LIKE THIS. THATS WHY I EVERYDAY TELL MY CHILDREN...STUDY HARD, BIG LIAO CANNOT LET PEOPLE PLAY BEHIND HOLE MA. MY BOSS SAY HE WILL PAY THE ALIENS ONLY WHEN PREDATOR "B" PAY HIM.....UP TO HIM LOH.....IF HE THINK MONEY IS EVERYTHING. FOR ME, MONEY IS VELY, VELY IMPORTANT BUT I DUN BLUFF PEOPLE TO GET MONEY MA......MY MOTHER TEACH ME THAT THING WHEN I WAS JUST A "SIAO HAI" TO MAKE SURE I DUN GROW UP TO BE A SOHAI.

Of course.....we answered in unison

ANYWAY, I OSO HEAR THAT PEOPLE CAN GET SUBCON KILLER IN THAICOCK FOR RM2,000 ONLY AR? THEY COME TO MALAYSIA NO NEED TO CHOP PASSPORT ONE WOH. THEY VISIT YOU AT YOUR HOUSE OR PLACES YOU NORMALY GO TO AND SHOOT YOU...TRUE AR? RM2,000 ONLY CAN GET SUBCON TO KILL YOU WITH A BULLET MEH? AIYOOOOO...WHY THIS WORLD LIKE THAT LIAO? SI BEH TENSION MA. MY BOSS HE VELY BRAVE MAN WOH...HE NO KIASI OR KIASU ONE....VELY RESPECT HIM MA. WILL GUARANTEE BUY FLOWER FOR HIM WHEN HE DIE.....HAVE TO START SAVING MONEY NOW BECAUSE NOT MUCH TIME LEFT.....FULAT!

"dunno and don't hvuck care" we answered in unison.

FUCK HIM LAH....LET HIM DIE LA....DUN WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM LIAO...MAKE ME NO MOOD TO YAM SENG ONLY...AIYAAA...COME YAM SENG LA...YAM SENG TO MY BOSS LA.....WISH HE WILL GET WHAT IS COMING TO HIM LA! ALAMAK....BEER OSO FINISH OLEDI....WOI! WAITER...BRING 6 MORE JUGS CAN AR...CARLSBERG OK? FASTER AR AND OSO BRING MY 555 BOOK.

( we think he meant that as payment from the Consultant firm )...anway....YAAAAAAAAM SSEEEEEEEEEEEENG and 2 every1 his/her own.

Whats your opinion by the way?