Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Oh, What A Life

Few things happened to me today....

First thing was this accident ( refer to picture below ):


Glad to see that the lady driver ( in pink circle ) was ok...she was standing with her mouth open, teary eyed and hands on her handbag....so I guess she was ok except shell shocked.

Her car, a Hyundai Matrix ( circled in Green ) was ok too....at least this accident proves that Matrix drivers can roll their cars for about ten times without getting hurt..kekekekeke..."Just Do It"

Second thing was this.....my company's favourite pass time, lining up for tickets when the local municipal council come on their rounds to summon parking offenders ( i.e. too lazy & stingy to purchase tickets...me included )


Close up view of the loyal ticket purchasing followers...pls take note of the lady infront...she is my company's Beauty Queen....people see, people like, car see, car give a ride, ghost see, ghost come to life..WAAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAA...
aitelyuuuu, she is the spokesperson for Gillette Shavers and Shaving Cream...fuuuyoooh!!! her legs are on papers WORLDWIDE..


BUT one bugger had to bite the dust....poor bloke kena "saman" liao...anybody know this car belongs to whom? come on, three guesses..


Well, thats another day in Paradise....life goes on...saman goes on....beauty goes on.....shaving goes on...

2 every1 his/her OWN..........

6 comments:

Terence Toh said...

yes. i can vouch that her legs are on paper worldwide. i believe she is also the spoke person for Bosch Power Tools and also RoundUp the ultimate weed killer...with hairy legs like that she can get product endorsements any time...

Jamie said...

hehehe...forgot about those "endorsements"...but u forgot about the other one which is the " no tear, no break super nylon stockings...guaranteed that no hair will punch thru thingy"

Anonymous said...

this beauty queen also a cookies seller before CNY... those who do not buy (intentionally or unintentionally) will kena for the rest of whole calendar year.
tsk, tsk... some people are only worth equivalent of 1 or 2 jars or cookies.

Jamie said...

anon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...u are 110% correcto...

sad to see this things happening and the Management is turning a blind eye.....maybe there is cronism involved becos the "M" is famous for changing rules and regulations to suit individuals and not for the betterment of all...

May The Force Be With Us All....WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

genius said...

i heard she got secret affaire with some young black guy, not sure true or not. hahahaha.............

Jamie said...

genius: I also heard the same thing woh. I heard that the balck guy is getting millions in sponsorship for some "black bugger" toothpaste brand...true ar?