Thursday, May 01, 2008

Puss-In-Boots


A Sikh man is walking along Jalan Bukit Bintang, in Kuala Lumpur one night
when a very gorgeous girl catches his eye.

He strikes up a conversation with her, and quickly discovers that she is
one of those "exclusive" ladies-of-the-trade.

"How much do you charge?", asks Gerdial Singh

Mary replies, "It starts at 500 ringgit for a hand-job."

Gerdial says, "500 ringgit for a hand-job? No hand-job is worth that kind
of money!"

With a saucy flick of her eyelashes, Mary says, "Do you see that Mary
Restaurant on the corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the next Mary's about another block further down?"

"Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see the third Mary's, just by the side of the old
Cathay cinema?"

"Yes."

"Well," says Mary, smiling invitingly, "I own those.

And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth 500 ringgit."

Gerdial then exclaims, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give
it a try."

They checked in to the nearby Marriott Hotel.

A short time later, Mr Gerdial Singh is sitting on the bed realising that
he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of 500
ringgit.

He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is 1,000 ringgit?"

Mary replies, "RM1,500."

"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

Mary then says, while signalling Gerdial to come closer to her.

"Come closer to this window, big boy. Do you see that bank just across the
junction to Jalan Sultan Ismail?

I own that bank outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's
worth every sen of 1,500 ringgit !"

And poor Gerdial, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job,
decides to put off his intended new mobile phone and says, "Give it to me
!!!"

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.

Mr Singh can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's
worth.

He decides to dip into what else he may have left with him for one more
glorious and unforgettable experience.

He then asks Mary,"How much for some pussy?"

Mary replies, "Come over here to this other window, I want to show you
something.

Do you see how the whole city of Kuala Lumpur is laid out before us .....
all those beautiful lights, banks .... corporate offices ... business houses
..... and big-&-small shops and places?"

"Wowwww !!" Gerdial shouts out in awe, "You own the whole city ??"

"No," Mary replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."

WOOOOHOOOOOHHOOOOOO....sounds like the bugger in my office......hahahahahaha...

2 every1 his/her OWN.....

2 comments:

genius said...

haha, you get me this time. wtf.....

Jamie said...

its something like the sohai singh in our office would do...hahahahaha