Malaysians Boleh!

Let's start with some simple calculations. In Malaysia, the average family income is RM3,000 /month (where father works, mother doesn't).

I understand there are many families whose monthly income does not reach RM3,000, but, to make things simple, let's take RM3,000 as the figure....can lah right?

Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam .... Calculation starts...

Electricity and water bill: RM100 (No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)

Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100

Meals for a happy family: RM775 (3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?)

Papa makan/teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155 (RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)

Car repayment: RM400 (A freaking junk on 7 - 9 years repayment period)

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300 (go to work, bring son to school, only can afford one
car running...fucking conservative figure)

Insurance: RM650 (God knows why people buy)

House repayment: RM750 (low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, retired still have to sell arse to pay...fulat!)

Tuition: RM80 (got that cheap meh? i don't think so)

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20 (RM1/day, apa boleh buat...makan roti loh)

School fees: RM30(enough ah?)

Misc expenditure for school : RM100 (schools always have something going on....some donation shit or some charity drive to raise funds )

Younger children milk powder: RM50 (cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive ma)

Miscellaneous: RM100 (shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper and lucky I botak so can save on hair cut...ptui!!!!)

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here or someone will have to start selling their arse to get more money............So, if based on the above calculation, most will have...........
No Astro,
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD, no CD,
no online,
cannot eat KFC ( can smell only ),
cannot McDonald ( can smell only )....etc.

Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already ar? FULAT!...EPF belum potong, income tax belum potong........oledi RM3,610 ...and I didn't fucking factor in the freaking Samy Toll Rates yet.......

How to survive lah???

Our Goverment still has the fucking cheek to ask us to change our lifestyle? How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't shit? Don't send children to school and study?

I also believe that the average income of most Malaysian won't even touch RM 3,000 per month ( with both partners working!! )

What the fuck is this laaaa?

Is this what we call Malaysia Boleh... Sorry..... it should be Malaysians Boleh, simply for the fucking fact that we're still alive and kicking in Bolehland............

And the best joke is that the powers that be is trying their level best to revert us back to Agricultural status....WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! I feel sorry for the S.O.B's in power.....bunch of Sohai(s).....

Like they say in Rome... "We Who Are About To Die.....SALUTE YOU ( with my middle finger )".....

No wonder the banks are acting like Ah Loongs nowadays......so easy to give out loans ( just sell your freaking arse only ma )...tiu!

2 every1 his/her OWN..........................