Sunday, June 10, 2007

Students & Teachers

Another good one from my bro Fung Yew....................


One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look asdirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the wayback and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean.

The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ........( 2 MARKS)

Q.2. Which tyre burst ?........... ....(98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right

Woooohooohooohoooo.....2 every1 his/her own

6 comments:

cutebanana said...

i must kow tow to that bugger who thought of this freaking awesome joke man.....

Jamie said...

yeah man...also to the guy who thought of the Doctor and Gum joke.........

pejaghazali said...

u aarr...publish orang punya cerita jugak..mana u punya cerita?? cerita OZ kaa..cerita hantam orang kaa..hehe

Jamie said...

walooooo....wa tak blh publish ape ape cerita lagi la....dah kena mental block dgn si GDC ni..huuush! nak hentam orang pun takde mood beb, apatah lagi publish cerita....beginilah nasib badan wa buat sekarang.....

genius said...

haha, never thought you are the genius. too much genius up there.

jamie, i having same mental problem like you. can help me?

wan.adrie said...

ding.. bang your head against the table 15 times as hard as you can... i believe your mental sickness is now gone