Received this exciting offer to get rich via email today. Busy as I was, I couldn't help but to post a reply towards the enticement.....
Offer is as below:
Big international commercial organization is looking for talented, honest,reliable representatives from different regions. The ideal candidate will be an intelligent person,someone who can work autonomously with a high degree of enthusiasm.
We are looking for highly motivated professionals, with experience in marketing field. The position is home-based. We offer a part-time position with flexible working hours and we would be happy to consider a full-time job share candidate.
Our Company offers a very competitive salary to the successful candidate,along with an unrivalled career progression opportunity.
If you think you have what it takes to take on this challengeand would like to apply please send the following information to: StuartMoranLP@gmail.com
1) Full name
2) Contact phone numbers
3) Part time job/Full time
You do not need to invest any sum of money and we do not ask you to provide us with your bank account requisites! We are engaged in completely legal activity. The preference is given to employees with knowledge of foreign languages.
Thank you and we are looking forward to cooperate in long term base with you. If you received this message in error, or would like to unsubscribe, please send a blank email to: GeraldZamoraOS@gmail.com
My reply is as follows ( i emailed him and posted the reply in my blog ):
Dear Gerald Zamora,
I thank you from the bottom of my arse for extending to me such an eye opening offer. Where can one still find a zero investment coupled with rags to riches return....fuuuyoooh!
Sad to say that I cannot take up your offer because of reasons as stated below:
1) I have a high deegree of enthusiasm ( as stated in your criteria ) but its in the field of bitch slapping arseholes with the initials G.Z.
2) I have not been in the Marketing line for umpteen years and have no plans to be back unless you feel like offering me your arse to see if my 40,000 tons machinery fits.
3) Home based? the presented offer sounds like selling ones arse....enthusiasm la, marketing la, high returns la, home based la....you sure you are not a pimp ar?
4) Please ask your friends if they can translate this foreign language....."TIUNYAMAKAHAI" got it? I will say it slowly for the second time round....its TIU...NYA...MA...KA...HAI...got it? gooooood.
Inserted below are my contact and details for you records....
Fullname: StuckAfingerInyourMothersaArseAndcouldntPullItOut
Contact Numbers: my country has one hell of a phone number system but you can key it it alphabetically...its....GOFUCKYOURSELF
Part/Full Time job: Screwing all the woman in your life.
Thank you for taking the time to read my email but its ok if you choose not to reply...I understand that a con jobber like you has a lot of emails to send. Here's wishing that you accidentally sit on your gear shift ( hope you're driving an auto tran car with hugh gear knobs )
*******End of Email********
I know that it will not do any good to write the email but what the hell...it made my day...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2 every1 his/her OWN.....................
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Wanna Get Rich Quick?
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6 comments:
i should keep this as reference, thanks bro.
no prob....anything for a brother ma....kekekekeke
Hahaha, you ah!!! Goodlah, these people need you to tell them where to stick their scam emails.
I get so many that I delete them straight away. My main concern is the younger people who yearn to get rich quick and out of their naivity, reply to accept much to their disappointment.
**Clap, clap** to Jamie! :)
*bow, bow* thanks Judy. no matter how silly or outrageous the offer sounds, there will bound to be sorry souls replying with the hope to get rich quick...
if they're not serious (or rich) enough to invest in their own domain name (instead of using gmail), i might look a little deeper. and if their business is so lucrative, at least get a phone number or a toll-free number, you know. lidat only can believe mah.
otherwise, i will also say the same thing. Go eff yourself!
cuz, very sad to say that for every winner there will be ten losers to compensate....thats why this buggers keep spamming and spamming....sheeesh!
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