Sunday, July 15, 2007

ASS ( Attention Seeking Syndrome )

Inky Binky Bongkey,

Everyone hated the Donkey/Ass,
Donkey/Ass Die,
Everyone cry ( and laugh thereafter ),
Inky Binky Bonkey....

Above poem is the modified version from the famous children sing-a-long poem....had to modify it to suit the post...hehehehehe..

What is a Donkey/Ass?

Cambridge's definition = noun [C]an animal like a small horse with long ears

Oxford's definition = noun (pl. donkeys)
1 a domesticated hoofed mammal of the horse family with long ears and a braying call.
2 informal a foolish person.

Oxford's definition of ASS = noun 1 a donkey or similar horse-like animal with long ears and a braying call.
2 ( informal ) a foolish or stupid person.
— ORIGIN Latin asinus.

For this post I will probably stick to the word "Ass"......simply because it sounds better, its befitting the Ass's actions, the bugger brays like an Ass, etc...

How assinine can someone get?
Duuuuh...depends on a person I would say....but I know that Asses are born and not bred...woooohoooo. You CANNOT and NO WAY IN HELL be trained to be an Ass...You must be born an Ass to excel the part.

Are Asses big headed, stubborn, selfish and self centred?
For me its YUP...Asses are difficult creatures to work with...they can be very, very self centred, selfish and big headed and they tend to cover their own ass by putting someones ass on the line.
SOLUTION : KEEP ONES FINGERS CROSSED AND HOPE THAT THE POWERS THAT BE KNOW WHAT IS THE TRUE PICTURE

How do you communicate with an Ass?
Let it be on record that I myself tried communicating with the Ass but failed miserably. Others have been known to try and fail. The Ass in question throws a tantrum and ran back to his/her Mama complaining about how right he/she was and how the whole world ganged up on him/her.
SOLUTION: SHOOT THE ASS IN THE HEAD AND THE ASS

How do you define an Ass is good or bad?
Define? There's no method known by man on how to define that a particular Ass is GOOD or BAD. The Ass will generally define himself/herself as a very GOOD performer and announce to the world and his/her Mama.
SOLUTION : LEAVE THE ASS ALONE TO HIS/HER FAIRYTALE WORLD

Idioms of an Ass
a) be on someone's ass = to annoy someone by always watching what they are doing and criticizing/pin pointing them
b) ass-kisser (American, taboo!) = kiss (someone's) ass - to try too hard to please someone and to agree with everything they say, in a way which other people find unpleasant.
c) cover your ass = to make sure that you cannot be blamed or criticized later for something
d) make an ass of yourself - to behave in a way that makes you or an organization look foolish
e) someone's ass is on the line (American, very informal!) - if someone's ass is on the line, they are in a situation where they will be blamed if things go wrong.
For me the below is the clincher...the mother of all idioms for an Ass..
f) a pain in the ass - someone or something that is very annoying.
Example 1 : He/She doesn't win cases — he/she just makes such a pain in the ass of himself/herself that opponents give up.
Example 2 : He/She acts like all the people he/she works with are a pain in the Ass.
There are many more idioms that can be used here but I will leave it as it is.....

Acronyms of an Ass
ASS = Attention Seeking Syndrome
ASS = Alien Space Ship
ASS = All Star Survivor
ASS = A Super Star
The list is endless....try coming up with your own and type it in the post reply..heheheheh ( should be fun!!! )

I have since rested my case but I assure you that someone will get their Ass Kicked if he/she tries to put my Ass on the line in order for him/her to look good....110% guarantee that he/she will get their Ass chewed as well! Don't even dare try to fuck me in the Ass...!!!

2 every1 his/her OWN............................

2 comments:

genius said...

spent me almost 3 days to read this. shit why i cant found some word in my dictionary?

Jamie said...

hehehe...special words no need to find...u just need to look at the sohai and u know liao...anyway, just remember that A.S.S. is for Attention Seeking Syndrome...HAHAHAHAHAHA...no medicine can sure...muahahahaha