Monday, July 16, 2007

Malaysian Police

Was driving to work today, happily chatting with wifey on the co-curricular activity we had the night before........lo and behold.....suddenly there was sounds of sirens coming from behind. A police outrider overtook my car and started to wave us to one side.

I immediately flicked my blinkers and cut in to the left.....saw a car in front of me ( with an old couple inside ) struggling to get out of the way because traffic was quite heavy at that point....up came a policeman who signalled to the driver of the car to wind down his side window. He did as was told and you know what happened next? The police bastard shouted at the old man.."HOI!!! bodohkah? tak tahu law ka? cepat pergi tepi, cepat....BODOH!!!!!"

I was fuming mad by then and was cursing the police outrider like hell....gave a honk at the traffic cop...he looked over and I pointed a finger to my head....he showed me a fist in return......hehehehehe. To tell the truth, wifey was quite scared by then but I was not finished.....I gave a honk again and switch on my left blinkers....indicating to the police outrider that I wanted him to pull over and stop together with me. The bastard showed me his fist again and sped off.....FUCK HIM....I hope the bastard ends up under a trailer for all I care.

By then, all the Bigshots ( Balls ) had passed us allowing us to continue at our normal pace....I pulled my car alongside the old couple to give a honk and a smile....which was acknowledged in return.

Apart from getting an earfull from wifey (used to it liao..hehehehhe ) my point of argument is this:

1) Are our policemen trained to be that fucking rude? I was wondering if they treat their aging parents this way.

2) Are we not paying something called "ROADTAX"? If yes, then why do we have to pull over just for the Bigballs? Hey, take away the freaking Roadtax and I will be glad to pull over for the policemen mothers to pass but until then please go to hell.

3) Are they ignorant of the fact that an accident can be caused by forcing people to the left suddenly? Who is going to pay if a pile up were to occur?...the fucking BolehLand Goverment? I don't think so.....

4) Travel at 3 fucking am la if you ( the bigballs ) want an uninterrupted journey...don't fuck up everyone's journey just because you are late after having a quickie with the maid....bunch of stupid fucks!

I will be writing to the papers after this post....I will be damned if they publish my article of complaint but that is the way things are in BolehLand.....full of fucking transparency in everything.....bunch of stupid moronic idiots....and of course not forgetting to thank the parents of these moronic idiots who taught them how to respect others....UP YOURS!

2 every1 his/her OWN..................

4 comments:

wan.adrie said...

a bunch of insensitive wankers they are!

Jamie said...

your are spot on bro....not forgetting that most of them are on the freaking take anyway...always on the look out for "kopi" money...go to hell! I hope they choke on the "kopi" money!

KA® said...

i sense anger in you son and you have every right to be mad! but what do you think we could do? change them? i doubt so as not many are like you who will give a piece of your mind.

Salute bro!

Jamie said...

ka : there's no way in hell that we can change their high and mighty attitude....not even if 50% of BolehLand's population voice their concerns. For me, thats what my blog is for..btw, pls visit me if you happen to hear that so and so got thrown in the slammer....