Sunday, August 19, 2007

Golf versus Sex

Couldn't resist posting this screamer which I received via email from a good friend of mine ( thanks Jenny ). A lot of friends have always commented that Golf is a game for old folks...on the contrary, I beg to differ for reasons as stated below:

Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....

#10...A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9...You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8....It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7...Foursomes are encouraged.

#6...You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5...Three times a day is possible.

#4...Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3...If you are able, you can do it almost everyday.

#2...You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....

#1...If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!

So now you know why Golf is such an "enjoyable" game huh? Golf anyone?

Note: That doesn't mean I don't like sex...I always mix pleasure with pleasure..kekeke

2 every1 his/her OWN..............

4 comments:

Judy said...

Aiya Jamie, I hope you don't go along with what this email says.

So MCP one...... hahaha.....

I will find one about ??? versus Men. Ahem!

Jamie said...

ya Judy, please find out about versus men thingy....really looking forward to see what it says...should be another screamer!!!

u-jean said...

hi
heard another joke before

why sex is better den golf?
because in sex you can do more strokes

why golf is better den sex?
because in sex, you can never get the balls in

Jamie said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...very good one u-jean...HAHAHAHA