Monday, August 13, 2007

True Colours

Below are words that we always take for granted without knowing their true hidden meanings. Read, learn and apply accordingly...........

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

School: A place where papa, mama pays and son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his Bachelor degree and a woman gains her Masters.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on with nothing being done.

Father : A Banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late, and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence after.

Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

2 every1 his/her OWN.................


Judy said...

Jamie, I was emailed this a while back but I would like to correct the definition of marriage.

When man gains a healthy look from his wife's cooking and the wife gains white hair from infuriating husband's bad habits. :))

Jamie said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA....true, very true!!